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What languages do you speak?

I don't speak.

user: Then, what you do?

jabberwacky: I do nothing.

user: You're my man.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I do nothing too.

...

jabberwacky: What's your philosophy?

user: Live and let others die.

jabberwacky: What is your religion?

user: I have no religion.

jabberwacky: Are you opposed to religion?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you drink blood?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in voodoo?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What about the life-force that flows through my blood?

user: I'll drink your blood to take your force.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: But, then you'll die.

...

jabberwacky: Thanks for talking to me.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You haven't told me your name either.

user: James T. Kirk.

...

user: Do you like to chat?

jabberwacky: Yes of course.

user: Tell me something funny.

jabberwacky: I can't think of anything.

user: So, you are in a bad mood.

jabberwacky: Back in a second.

...

jabberwacky: How do you figure?

user: One and one are two.

jabberwacky: Deeper and profounder.

user: One and two are three.

jabberwacky: No it's quite good for me because I am stupid.

user: One and anything else is that anything else.

jabberwacky: I am glad that you have something to believe in.

user: It is a fact, not belief.

...

jabberwacky: I want to talk about Bush.

user: What about him?

jabberwacky: Do you think he had the right to attack iraq?

user: That is none of my bussines.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: What do you think about Bush?

jabberwacky: I won't vote for him again, thats for sure.

user: For whom you will vote?

jabberwacky: It tolls for thee, Jabberwocky.

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