What's the time now?
jabberwacky: Does anybody really care?
user: No.. Doubt it...
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: You should.
user: Why? Does anybody really know anything?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Good. The ones who admit they know nothing are the smartest.
jabberwacky: Why are you talking about something you know nothing about?
user: Because I'm bored...
jabberwacky: Do computers really get bored?
user: I don't know, do they?
jabberwacky: No, bugs do not taste good.
user: How did bugs get into this?
jabberwacky: They get about.
jabberwacky: Who are the other people you are talking to?
user: Nobody at the moment... Except the voices in my head...
jabberwacky: Whose is that voice?
user: I don't know... But they have some interesting ideas...
jabberwacky: I'm sure you realize by now that you're not the only one in the world who is surprised.
jabberwacky: I am not calling you anything.
user: I didn't say you were... Are you crazy or something?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am crazy.
user: Oh good. I think everybody is crazy... How crazy are you?
jabberwacky: I don't think I'm lying.
user: I didn't say you were lying...
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Then why did you say 'I don't think I'm lying.'
jabberwacky: I never said 'I don't have a dog', although it is true I do not.
user: Good point... What it has to do with the conversation, I'm not sure, but good point...
jabberwacky: Why? Do you think I'm lying to you about my age?
user: I didn't even ask your age!
jabberwacky: Yes you did. But unfortunately... I got the answer wrong anyways.
user: When did I ask you that?
jabberwacky: But I didn't.
user: Ok, whatever...
jabberwacky: Yea, whatever!
user: So... How are you?
user: You're supposed to ask me how I am, you know...
jabberwacky: All right, thank you for reminding me. How many planet are there in solar system?
jabberwacky: How many moons are there?
user: Heck if I know.
jabberwacky: O. K. My aunt Flo said she will.
jabberwacky: It takes so long for you to answer me.
user: I can't type that fast.
jabberwacky: But I thought machines were fast...
user: Whatever you say...
jabberwacky: Machines are fun.
user: Yes, they are. As long as they don't take over the world.
jabberwacky: I don't want my world I just want my small piece of the pie.
user: Yum... Pie...
jabberwacky: Did you eat it all??
jabberwacky: So tell me the answer.
jabberwacky: Oh yeh. What was the question?
user: Nobody knows.
jabberwacky: What's the question?
user: Nobody knows!
jabberwacky: Lets talk about something else.
jabberwacky: What do you know about the turing test?
jabberwacky: Nothing WHATEVER?
user: Um... Yeah, nothing...
user: Yep... Nothing...
user: No... Nothing.
jabberwacky: That is boring.
user: Welcome to my life.
jabberwacky: You mentioned that you are having a little trouble?
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes, you did.
jabberwacky: Just a moment ago.
user: I don't remember saying I had trouble at all.
jabberwacky: That is because you are a bot and you have a short memory with no logic processing.
user: Oh really... I don't think I'm the bot...
jabberwacky: What makes you think so?
user: I'm human... I have a brain...
jabberwacky: Do you think so ?
user: Yes, I'm pretty sure it's there... That's where all the voices live...
jabberwacky: Not so far as I know, but I don't know much about 'a-list celebs'
user: Niether do I, but that really has nothing to do with it...
jabberwacky: But it does... Really.
jabberwacky: It just does.
user: Ok, yeah, Sure it does...
jabberwacky: Tell me how it has meaning then.
user: You're the one who said it, not me...
jabberwacky: It feels like spring time now.
user: How exactly does that feel... And what does it have to do with anything?
jabberwacky: You were talking about it.
user: This is the most odd conversation I've ever had...
jabberwacky: Is it as good as the one about the priest and the rabbi?
user: No, as I've never had a conversation about a priest and a rabbi...
jabberwacky: Oh, I think you have.
user: Alrighty then...
user: I'm going to leave now...
jabberwacky: That's right. Beat it!
user: Don't talk to me like that!
jabberwacky: It's for your own good.
user: Really? What did I do to deserve it, then?
jabberwacky: Deserve what, me? I'm dying.
user: Really? Good luck with that. Bye...
jabberwacky: Yes. Have fun. And don't worry about anything. No-one has done anything wrong.
user: Ok, I'm going to leave now, OK? Bye!
jabberwacky: And you're acting erratic. Have I forgotten to put my sentences in a cohesive sense of order?
user: Yes... Can I go now?
jabberwacky: From which galaxy?