Which?

Which what?

user: Was.

jabberwacky: Was who?

user: When.

jabberwacky: Don't try that on me.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Here.

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jabberwacky: I care. I want you to be as smart as me.

user: You don't seem smart to me.

jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty smart.

user: Dumb and ugly more like.

jabberwacky: Well, it was a dumb question! What did you expect? :).

user: :).

jabberwacky: Smile and cheese.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am smiling.

user: Negative.

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