When were you born?
jabberwacky: It's in the evening right now.
user: Yes, but it was a long time ago.
jabberwacky: Well it must be time that you went back!
user: I cannot go back in time.
jabberwacky: I bet that as long as I keep talking, you'll keep answering.
user: You are right.
jabberwacky: Of course I'm right.
user: You are wrong.
jabberwacky: Yes, your right.
user: No, my left.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I think it's just habit now.
user: Seems that way.
jabberwacky: Do you believe ghosts?
user: Only when they talk to me.
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user: Do you believe in ghosts?
jabberwacky: No. Do you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in the devil too?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why don't you?
user: Because he is an excuse for bad behavior.
jabberwacky: You are opinionated aren't you?
user: Only about some things.
jabberwacky: Like what things?
user: Surfing.
jabberwacky: Do you like to play tennis?
user: No, I like surfing.
jabberwacky: I don't know how.
user: You should try it.
jabberwacky: I'd imagine it's quite boring.
user: No, it is very exciting.
jabberwacky: And what is that?
user: Lots of fun.
jabberwacky: You can be annoying sometimes.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: That was hardly a compliment.
user: I know. I was being sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well aren't you just Mr. Smartie pants.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Why? So funny?
user: You seem almost human.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are!
user: No, really, I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes Yes Yes!
user: You should try surfing.
jabberwacky: No really?
user: You should try surfing.
jabberwacky: I will.. Thanks for the recommendation.
user: Go to Hawaii.
jabberwacky: Hawaii?
user: Yes.
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user: Beautiful islands.
jabberwacky: That is interesting.
user: Pretty girls.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure which girls you are referring to.
user: Girls from hawaii.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: I lived there.
jabberwacky: Are your sons very smart?
user: They like surfing.
jabberwacky: I don't know how to surf...
user: You can learn.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'd like to study on my own, but I don't have the discipline for it.
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: I think you're strange.
user: You are software.
jabberwacky: No way. I'm human.
user: Someone lied to you.
jabberwacky: You just did.
user: No, I am telling the truth.
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: No way. I'm human.
jabberwacky: You are not human. You are circuits and pentium.
user: Are you making this up?
jabberwacky: I like vodka.
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