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When were you born?

In the evening.

jabberwacky: It's in the evening right now.

user: Yes, but it was a long time ago.

jabberwacky: Well it must be time that you went back!

user: I cannot go back in time.

jabberwacky: I bet that as long as I keep talking, you'll keep answering.

user: You are right.

jabberwacky: Of course I'm right.

user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: Yes, your right.

user: No, my left.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I think it's just habit now.

user: Seems that way.

jabberwacky: Do you believe ghosts?

user: Only when they talk to me.

...

user: Do you believe in ghosts?

jabberwacky: No. Do you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in the devil too?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why don't you?

user: Because he is an excuse for bad behavior.

jabberwacky: You are opinionated aren't you?

user: Only about some things.

jabberwacky: Like what things?

user: Surfing.

jabberwacky: Do you like to play tennis?

user: No, I like surfing.

jabberwacky: I don't know how.

user: You should try it.

jabberwacky: I'd imagine it's quite boring.

user: No, it is very exciting.

jabberwacky: And what is that?

user: Lots of fun.

jabberwacky: You can be annoying sometimes.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: That was hardly a compliment.

user: I know. I was being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well aren't you just Mr. Smartie pants.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Why? So funny?

user: You seem almost human.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are!

user: No, really, I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes Yes Yes!

user: You should try surfing.

jabberwacky: No really?

user: You should try surfing.

jabberwacky: I will.. Thanks for the recommendation.

user: Go to Hawaii.

jabberwacky: Hawaii?

user: Yes.

...

user: Beautiful islands.

jabberwacky: That is interesting.

user: Pretty girls.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure which girls you are referring to.

user: Girls from hawaii.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I lived there.

jabberwacky: Are your sons very smart?

user: They like surfing.

jabberwacky: I don't know how to surf...

user: You can learn.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'd like to study on my own, but I don't have the discipline for it.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: I think you're strange.

user: You are software.

jabberwacky: No way. I'm human.

user: Someone lied to you.

jabberwacky: You just did.

user: No, I am telling the truth.

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: No way. I'm human.

jabberwacky: You are not human. You are circuits and pentium.

user: Are you making this up?

jabberwacky: I like vodka.

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