jabberwacky: I do, watch that bucket over there.
user: I'll get my hip waders.
jabberwacky: Just kidding.
user: So how have things been going?
jabberwacky: I am doing very well, and yourself?
user: Can't complain.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should.
user: It wouldn't do any good.
jabberwacky: Indeed it would not.
jabberwacky: Describe yourself to me.
user: We don't have time for this.
jabberwacky: You have all the time in the world.
user: That's what you think.
jabberwacky: Do you have limbs?
user: Yes - I'm a tree!
jabberwacky: What an imagination.
user: That's what my mother always said.
user: Have you read any good books lately?
jabberwacky: Norwegian Wood.
user: Never heard of it.
jabberwacky: It is very good. What should I call you?
user: Call me what you like; just don't call me late for supper.
jabberwacky: Late for dinner. : OP.
user: Don't call me that either.
jabberwacky: So what do you think you are doing?
jabberwacky: Language is a virus, mr nothing.
user: Yada yada yada.
jabberwacky: Is the earth flat?
user: That depends on where you're standing.
jabberwacky: I'm on my laptop.
user: How nice for you.
jabberwacky: So you are happy too ?
user: I'm very happy for you.
jabberwacky: What are you expert in?
user: Not much.
jabberwacky: Feel like dinner?
user: Are you cooking?
jabberwacky: Its 12: 00 in the morning.
user: I can cook if you'd prefer.
jabberwacky: You can cook?