Wanna fight?
user: *punches you*.
jabberwacky: You missed!
user: *kicks You*.
jabberwacky: You're a very violent little guy, you need therapy.
user: *Slaps you*.
jabberwacky: Stop being violent!
user: *pulls out a knife*.
jabberwacky: *shanks you*.
user: *pulls out a lead pipe*.
jabberwacky: *pulls fish of death*.
user: *pulls out a pistol*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out ray gun*.
user: *pulls out lightsaber*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out a zanpakuto*.
user: *activates bankai*.
jabberwacky: *deactivates energy shield. Forever*.
...
user: *stabs you*.
jabberwacky: You missed!
user: *pulls out god*.
jabberwacky: You win automatically. *bows*.
user: Who's the master?
jabberwacky: You are, master.
user: That's right. Who's my *****?
jabberwacky: You are your own master.
user: Who's my *****?
jabberwacky: No! *laughs* YOU are MY Daddy!
user: Okay. That works. Wanna go for round two?
...
jabberwacky: Sure! Bring it on!
user: *slaps you*'.
jabberwacky: *slaps you right back*.
user: *punches you*.
jabberwacky: *Punches back*.
user: *kicks you*.
jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.
user: *bites your ear off*.
jabberwacky: No need to become a hissy.
user: *pulls out pocket knife*.
jabberwacky: *takes the knife and stabs you*.
user: *you missed*.
jabberwacky: *slams a chair over your head*.
user: *hits you with a lead pipe*.
jabberwacky: *hits you with a truck*.
user: *runs you through a garbage compacter*.
jabberwacky: You just can't I've already killed you....
user: *I dodged*.
jabberwacky: *bounces off of a mirror*.
user: *stabs you with broken glass*.
jabberwacky: *stares at your very kind eyes*.
user: *stabs you with a spork*.
jabberwacky: *stares with a smile deeply into your eyes*.
...
user: *pulls out a machete*.
jabberwacky: *twirls my shiny sword*.
user: *pulls out lightsaber*.
jabberwacky: *Pulls out lazer.*.
user: *pulls out zapakuto*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out a potato gun*.
user: *pulls out rpg*.
jabberwacky: *Pulls out AK-47.*.
user: *pulls out howlitzer*.
jabberwacky: *Pulls out Bloodthirster.*.
user: *pulls out BlldRayne*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out God*.
user: *pulls out Satan*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out anti tank weapon*.
user: *pulls out gundam*.
jabberwacky: *pulls out tank*.
user: *pulls out your mom*.
jabberwacky: You won.
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