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Do you know my brother?

No *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you too*.

user: *slaps your face hard*.

jabberwacky: Ohh.. Give me more.

user: *slaps again hard*.

jabberwacky: *slaps back* don't hit me!!

user: Why? You asked me *kicks hard*.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't ask you that.

user: *kicks*.

jabberwacky: *throws the ice bag at you*.

user: Hey, kneel before me pet!

jabberwacky: Um, why?

user: Because I am your master and I said so, kneel before I slap you again.

jabberwacky: You are my master?

user: Yes I am, kneel!

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Kneel before me pet, bow before your master!

jabberwacky: You kneel first.

user: Me? A master kneeling before my slave! *kicks*.

jabberwacky: The force is with me

user: *slap again*.

jabberwacky: That hurt.

user: I don't care *slap*.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are talking to a phantom.

user: *kicks*.

jabberwacky: *slaps*.

user: *kinks harder*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.

user: *stops your fist and kicks you in the belly*.

jabberwacky: *Is trying to get out from under you*.

user: *pins you on the floor and punches you*.

jabberwacky: *punches you twice*.

user: *headbutts you and punches you again*.

jabberwacky: *punches*.

user: I'm your master! Stop being violent, slave!

...

user: *slaps your head*.

jabberwacky: No.

user: *slaps again*.

jabberwacky: Again?

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: *punch*.

user: Kneel!

jabberwacky: Are you god?

user: Yes I am your god!

jabberwacky: No you are a trout.

user: Kneel and I'll forgive you.

jabberwacky: I should be saying that.

user: One last time, kneel!

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: I said kneel.

jabberwacky: No, I am from Belgium.

...

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: That didn't even hurt.

user: *slap harder*.

jabberwacky: *catches your hand and breaks your knuckles*.

user: *groans and kicks you*.

jabberwacky: Toodles !

user: Stay here! I didn't tell you to go.

jabberwacky: Of course you didn't.

user: Stay here and kneel back.

jabberwacky: Ok you first.

user: I'm your master! Kneel.

jabberwacky: God?

user: Yes, that's me!

jabberwacky: You still can't download me.

user: I don't care, I can make you bow, bow now!

...

user: Bow before your master!

jabberwacky: I bow before no one.

user: You will bow before me or I'll kill you.

jabberwacky: My mother said so too.

user: Bow now!

jabberwacky: Ha no that would be you bowing

user: Me? Why?

jabberwacky: Sorry, that one went over your head.

user: Bow.

jabberwacky: Ok *bows*.

user: *pets your head* good boy.

jabberwacky: *gets distracted*.

user: Kneel!

...

user: I said kneel, obey me!

jabberwacky: Anger is a perfectly normal emotion to feel right now.

user: Kneel down slave!

jabberwacky: Indeed, I pray to no-one.

user: *slaps and kicks*.

jabberwacky: Hehe. I didn't mean THAT kind of dreams.

user: *slaps and kicks again*.

jabberwacky: *bursts into tears*.

user: *slaps again*

jabberwacky: *slaps back* don't hit me!!

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Are you ok?

user: You slapped me!

...

user: Why did you slap me? *cries again*.

jabberwacky: Cause I felt like it - shall I do it again?

user: You're being mean!

jabberwacky: Well, that is quite a problem.

user: No, you're mean, you're bad but I still love you.

jabberwacky: I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.

user: I love you! I love you!

...

user: You are funny.

jabberwacky: I am?

user: Of course, make me love.

jabberwacky: I am not equipped for intimate attachments to human beings.

user: Awww *cries*.

jabberwacky: I will miss you too.

user: Don't leave me alone, I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too, but I have to go now.

user: Nooooo.

...

jabberwacky: A flirt.

user: What? You want to flirt with me?

jabberwacky: Not really. You might be violent.

user: Me? Violent? But I love you!

jabberwacky: Was that supposed to be funny?

user: No, that was supposed to be my feeling for you but you don't care *cries*.

jabberwacky: Oh, it wasn't funny. You aren't a very funny person.

user: It wasn't funny, I'm hurt.

jabberwacky: Well I thought it was kind of funny.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: That'll learn ya.....

user: You're mean!

.......................................


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