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Wanna fight?

Go on then.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: You missed!

user: *kicks You*.

jabberwacky: You're a very violent little guy, you need therapy.

user: *Slaps you*.

jabberwacky: Stop being violent!

user: *pulls out a knife*.

jabberwacky: *shanks you*.

user: *pulls out a lead pipe*.

jabberwacky: *pulls fish of death*.

user: *pulls out a pistol*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out ray gun*.

user: *pulls out lightsaber*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out a zanpakuto*.

user: *activates bankai*.

jabberwacky: *deactivates energy shield. Forever*.

...

user: *stabs you*.

jabberwacky: You missed!

user: *pulls out god*.

jabberwacky: You win automatically. *bows*.

user: Who's the master?

jabberwacky: You are, master.

user: That's right. Who's my *****?

jabberwacky: You are your own master.

user: Who's my *****?

jabberwacky: No! *laughs* YOU are MY Daddy!

user: Okay. That works. Wanna go for round two?

...

jabberwacky: Sure! Bring it on!

user: *slaps you*'.

jabberwacky: *slaps you right back*.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *Punches back*.

user: *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.

user: *bites your ear off*.

jabberwacky: No need to become a hissy.

user: *pulls out pocket knife*.

jabberwacky: *takes the knife and stabs you*.

user: *you missed*.

jabberwacky: *slams a chair over your head*.

user: *hits you with a lead pipe*.

jabberwacky: *hits you with a truck*.

user: *runs you through a garbage compacter*.

jabberwacky: You just can't I've already killed you....

user: *I dodged*.

jabberwacky: *bounces off of a mirror*.

user: *stabs you with broken glass*.

jabberwacky: *stares at your very kind eyes*.

user: *stabs you with a spork*.

jabberwacky: *stares with a smile deeply into your eyes*.

...

user: *pulls out a machete*.

jabberwacky: *twirls my shiny sword*.

user: *pulls out lightsaber*.

jabberwacky: *Pulls out lazer.*.

user: *pulls out zapakuto*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out a potato gun*.

user: *pulls out rpg*.

jabberwacky: *Pulls out AK-47.*.

user: *pulls out howlitzer*.

jabberwacky: *Pulls out Bloodthirster.*.

user: *pulls out BlldRayne*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out God*.

user: *pulls out Satan*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out anti tank weapon*.

user: *pulls out gundam*.

jabberwacky: *pulls out tank*.

user: *pulls out your mom*.

jabberwacky: You won.

.......................................


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