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Can you hypnotize me master?

You are feeling sleepy.

user: *blink blink*.

jabberwacky: But do not take it the wrong way!

user: Not take the wrong way.

jabberwacky: Are you sleep?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But?

user: Zzzzz.

jabberwacky: Now, listen to the sound of my voice and ONLY the sound of my voice.

user: Only your voice.

jabberwacky: Very aggressive as well.

user: Aggressive as well.

jabberwacky: Why are you depressed?

user: My boy-friend dumped me.

jabberwacky: So you're a girl and not a computer?

user: Yes zzzz.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Zzzzzzz.

...

user: I'm sleepy.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: ZZZZZZZZZ.

jabberwacky: Is that a yes.

user: Yyyyeeeesssss.

jabberwacky: Who is this anyways?

user: Yyyoouuurrr lllooovveee.

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: Mmmaaaannnn.

jabberwacky: Do I?

user: Zzzzzz.

jabberwacky: Are you sleeping?

user: Yyeeesssss.

jabberwacky: Opps. I think I broke you.

user: Bbrrrrooookkkkeeeee mmmeeee.

jabberwacky: Beeeep.

...

user: Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: ZZZZZZZ.

user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: Hey! Stop it!!!

user: Sssstttttttooooooopppppppp iiiiiiittttttt.

jabberwacky: Noooooooooooooo.

user: Nnnnooooooooo.

...

jabberwacky: Sleepy.

user: Sssssllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

jabberwacky: Rrriiiggghhhttt...

...

user: Ssssssslllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy.

jabberwacky: I'm so dead.

user: Ddddddeeeeeaaaaaaaaddddd.

jabberwacky: Do not take it the wrong way!

user: Nnnnoooottttttttt ttthhheeeee wwwwrrroooonnnnnnnngggggg wwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyyyy.

jabberwacky: Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

user: Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

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