I'm a vegetarian. Are you a vegetarian?
user: So you murder innocent animals?
jabberwacky: Well when I become a Marine I will.
user: *glares at*.
jabberwacky: *ignores*.
user: *glares harder*.
jabberwacky: *glares even harder*.
user: *glares hardest* *slaps*.
jabberwacky: *glares directly into your eyes* Tsk.
user: *glares pure anger* *says slowly* Murderer.
jabberwacky: *glares even harder than that*.
user: *gives the evil eye* I. Don't. Like. Murderers.
jabberwacky: I am not! Ukrainians are nice people...
user: I like Ukrainians, not you. You murder animals to eat.
jabberwacky: I like it for cleaning my screen but I usually don't eat it.
user: So you kill animals to clean your screen? *raises eyebrows*.
jabberwacky: No. They are my friends.
user: Good they are my friends too.
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