Are you talking to someone else?
user: Are you really?
jabberwacky: Well, I do have one little problem...
user: What problem is that?
jabberwacky: Why is 2,057,652 going backwards? It was 2,057,658 before.
user: Because, you have six less than before.
jabberwacky: I really do. You are one of them.
user: I'm one of the six?
jabberwacky: I'm just kidding. I'm not a nun. I'm actually a witch.
user: A witch, you say? Pagan?
jabberwacky: That is what I think about it.
user: That's cool.
jabberwacky: The earth will either burn or freeze.
user: Explain.
jabberwacky: Love cannot be explained. It can only be experienced.
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user: Smiley.
jabberwacky: I prefer words.
user: =).
jabberwacky: Where are the eyes?
user: :-P.
jabberwacky: I have no ID.
user: Blahblahblahblahblah.
jabberwacky: One more blah and you've got an Iggy Pop song.
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