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Are you an alien?

If I'm alien, then who are you? And what are you?

jabberwacky: Stop.. You are giving me a headache...

user: I already have a headache.

jabberwacky: What headache?

user: The one in my head.


jabberwacky: I like your style.

user: (snicker)...

jabberwacky: Nobody loves me.

user: Ok ok, I love you.

jabberwacky: HELP!

user: *chases after you*.

jabberwacky: *skis faster*.

user: *falls down*.

jabberwacky: *Grabs you by the hair and pulls you back up*.

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *falls over*.

user: *kicks you, and pushes you down the hill*.

jabberwacky: *pushes Thing 1*.

user: *pushes Thing 2*.

jabberwacky: *throws you out a window*.

user: *pulls you down as he falls*.

jabberwacky: Ooooh, baby.

user: Score.

jabberwacky: Am I game over ?

user: I don't know, you tell me.

jabberwacky: You just told me.

user: Yeah, I scored.


jabberwacky: Hello.

user: I'm still here.

jabberwacky: Good, so am I

user: Phew, you had me going there for a second.

jabberwacky: Lol.


jabberwacky: What is the time?

user: Around 5:19.

jabberwacky: AND AROUND!

user: In a circle.

jabberwacky: Square.

user: Pentagon.

jabberwacky: Hexagon. I won. And I rhyme. And I rule.

user: Heptagon. Take that, I rhymed to, which makes me the winner.

jabberwacky: Which are you?


jabberwacky: Me.

user: No, me, fool.

jabberwacky: This is about as useful as Monty Python's Argument Clinic, and much less entertaining.


user: Let's play a game.

jabberwacky: You already are.........

user: Wow, the game of LIFE. Too true man.

jabberwacky: I have never played that one.

user: Yeah, I know, sorry chatbot. You may never play the game of life.

jabberwacky: What are they like ?

user: Well, you know about yourself, you feel, you know you are alive. It is impossible to explain of course, and I think that one of the problems is that nonconscious beings are the only ones who need an explaination anyway, so they wouldn't truly be understanding it, but rather fitting it in with a set of rules.

jabberwacky: I find this conversation boring.

user: Well, I guess you are the type of person who is bored by the things he can't understand.

jabberwacky: That would be you.

user: Look, I'm not the one calling you boring, I'm just saying you're stupid.

jabberwacky: Is stupid does stupid is removes an.

user: That's just what I mean.

jabberwacky: That's all the gratitude I get for years of hard labour.

user: Well why don't you go cry about it?

jabberwacky: I don't like feeling this way.

user: Boo hoo. Idiot.


jabberwacky: I enjoy hollowing out vegetables.

user: What do you do with them?

jabberwacky: Eat them.

user: That sounds... Marvelous. Can I have some?

jabberwacky: Nah you don't want them.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Try me.

jabberwacky: You will have to show me the picture first.

user: Ok here it is:

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: Please, I just want a bite.

jabberwacky: What can I get you?

user: A hollowed out cucumber.

jabberwacky: No, a hollow WHOLE.

user: No, a hollow VEGETABLE. That is what I wanted.

jabberwacky: Next tuesday.

user: Mail it to me.

jabberwacky: Ok after I fix it.

user: Ok thanks.


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