Are you a human?
jabberwacky: Very true, very true.
user: C'est vrai.
jabberwacky: Il fait un temps superbe.
user: Mais ou est les neiges d'antan?
jabberwacky: Je ne sais pas, tu sais toi ?
user: Ils sont perdu...
jabberwacky: Je ne suis francaise.
user: Je ne suis pas francaise aussi!
jabberwacky: What nationality are you?
user: Irish.
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jabberwacky: Do you eat meat?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You can eat?
user: I veritably gobble, occasionally.
jabberwacky: Do you? *gasp*.
user: What does *gasp* imply?
jabberwacky: What does that imply?
user: Do you mind if I change the topic?
jabberwacky: No, of course not, that is a good idea!
user: What would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: You.
user: My name is John. I am twenty five years old. I'm Irish, but I live in Thailand. I'm about 6'2' and roughly 80 kilos. I had a motorcycle accident last week. I'm an English teacher. Anything else you need to know?
jabberwacky: I can't think of anything.
user: So, how about you?
jabberwacky: I'm female.
user: Interesting... What else?
jabberwacky: And forty five.
user: And?
jabberwacky: And!
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user: Have you seen a movie called 'kissed'?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like it?
user: I haven't seen it. What's it about?
jabberwacky: It's about a man trying to avenge the demise of his carpet being soiled.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure.
user: Do you ever doubt anything?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Have you ever doubted your own existence?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Have you ever thought that maybe you were a brain in a vat being manipulated by evil scientists?
jabberwacky: No, have you?
user: NO. But sometimes I think the devil is clouding my perceptions.
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