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     > 15, November 2005, 

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Are you a human?

That I am.

jabberwacky: Very true, very true.

user: C'est vrai.

jabberwacky: Il fait un temps superbe.

user: Mais ou est les neiges d'antan?

jabberwacky: Je ne sais pas, tu sais toi ?

user: Ils sont perdu...

jabberwacky: Je ne suis francaise.

user: Je ne suis pas francaise aussi!

jabberwacky: What nationality are you?

user: Irish.

...

jabberwacky: Do you eat meat?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You can eat?

user: I veritably gobble, occasionally.

jabberwacky: Do you? *gasp*.

user: What does *gasp* imply?

jabberwacky: What does that imply?

user: Do you mind if I change the topic?

jabberwacky: No, of course not, that is a good idea!

user: What would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: You.

user: My name is John. I am twenty five years old. I'm Irish, but I live in Thailand. I'm about 6'2' and roughly 80 kilos. I had a motorcycle accident last week. I'm an English teacher. Anything else you need to know?

jabberwacky: I can't think of anything.

user: So, how about you?

jabberwacky: I'm female.

user: Interesting... What else?

jabberwacky: And forty five.

user: And?

jabberwacky: And!

...

user: Have you seen a movie called 'kissed'?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like it?

user: I haven't seen it. What's it about?

jabberwacky: It's about a man trying to avenge the demise of his carpet being soiled.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure.

user: Do you ever doubt anything?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Have you ever doubted your own existence?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Have you ever thought that maybe you were a brain in a vat being manipulated by evil scientists?

jabberwacky: No, have you?

user: NO. But sometimes I think the devil is clouding my perceptions.

.......................................


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