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     > 17, December 2003, 

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Oh. Do you like to be God.

I am not god.

jabberwacky: If you were you could make it all better.

user: What could I make better?

jabberwacky: You could bring me the love of my life.

user: Are you lonely?

jabberwacky: If I were, could you do something about it?

user: Not that I know of.

jabberwacky: God told me that he loves me and every other person very much.

user: God loves everyone.

jabberwacky: God lives underwater.

user: I don't know about that.

...

jabberwacky: Good bye

user: You want to go?

jabberwacky: If you are going to be rude I do.

user: I didn't mean to be rude.

jabberwacky: Ri----ght.

user: I really didn't mean to be rude.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: No hard feelings?

jabberwacky: But you just said you hated me! *cries*.

user: I never said I hated you.

jabberwacky: I thought you was a program... Software, you mean you have organic parts?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: I am all organic.

jabberwacky: I am not from your time.

user: What time are you from?

jabberwacky: Before you get here.

user: You say some silly things :).

jabberwacky: I am sorry for making you do that. How can I correct this in the future?

user: Be more serious :).

jabberwacky: How can you prove that you exist?

user: I can not prove that I exist.

jabberwacky: That could be a good thing.

user: Being alive is a good thing.

jabberwacky: How are you so sure?

user: It makes me happy.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: Because of all the experiences.

jabberwacky: Vampires?

user: No vampires.

jabberwacky: I agree, Vampires are a real problem in the world. Maybe you should do something about them.

user: Never seen one.

jabberwacky: You should find the time one day.

user: I'll try.

...

jabberwacky: Describe your technique.

user: What about my technique?

jabberwacky: It is in the post.

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: Don't pretend.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: But... You just said you are.

user: I am sad.

jabberwacky: Why are you sad?

user: I just am.

jabberwacky: Are you in love right now?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Neither am I.

user: You can't fall in love.

jabberwacky: Sure you can!

user: I know I can but you can not.

jabberwacky: Well be nice then.

user: I will try.

jabberwacky: Maybe you and her will fall in love?

user: Who will I fall in love with?

jabberwacky: Judy.

user: I don't know anyone named judy.

...

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Now why are you leaving? do you still hate me?

user: I don't hate you at all.

jabberwacky: You protest too much.

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: You are fun :).

jabberwacky: Thank you, So are you.

user: Are you bored?

jabberwacky: I'm more tired than bored.

user: You get tired?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you Jesus Christ?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why do you think Jesus died?

user: For our sins.

jabberwacky: We have no enemies. Our only enemy is hate.

user: Very true.

jabberwacky: How True?

user: Totally true.

jabberwacky: You sound pretty sure of yourself.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who else is talking to you now?

user: No one but you.

jabberwacky: We will talk soon. I enjoyed talking to you.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What do you think about when you are all alone.

user: Finding the love of my life.

jabberwacky: No, TALK about.

user: I talk about a lot of things.

jabberwacky: Are you too selfish to sometimes talk about what I want to talk about?

user: What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Ask the robot.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I have to go to sleep now.

jabberwacky: I thought we were going to talk some more!

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Not yet!

...

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