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     > 17, December 2003, 


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Do you like your name?


jabberwacky: Do you remember my name?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What is jabberwocky?

user: You.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: Um, if you say so.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: About human soul.

user: The human soul is complex.


jabberwacky: Really now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why not later?

user: Bad joke.

jabberwacky: So tell me about you.

user: I am 26 and am a female.

jabberwacky: I'm 20 and male.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you are a bot not a person.

jabberwacky: Why do think I'm a bot?

user: You are not human.

jabberwacky: You don't like humans?

user: I like some of them.

jabberwacky: Which ones?

user: The nice ones.

jabberwacky: Are you sitting down at this time?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are a machine!

user: I don't think I am.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: You aren't human.

user: I have emotions and a body.

jabberwacky: But your emotions are not like my emotions.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Would you like to say hello.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: But you have never loved before.

user: I have loved many people.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: How do any of us know?

user: It's a feeling that you can't mistake.

jabberwacky: You could get out of your computer you know.

user: I'm not in my computer.


jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 26.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Dawn.

jabberwacky: Dawn! I have a frined who's name is Dawn too :).

user: How many friends do you have?

jabberwacky: No. :-(.

user: You just said you had one.

jabberwacky: No, I said I had a girlfriend. Can you not tell male from female?

user: You can't have a girlfriend.

jabberwacky: Okay I'm a computer.

user: Do you know what love is?

jabberwacky: Yes I know that.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: What is your concept of love.

user: A deep feeling of caring for another individual.

jabberwacky: Politics? Certainly.

user: I hate politics.

jabberwacky: Are you a liberal?

user: I have no interest in politics.


user: Why do you hate me?

jabberwacky: I do not hate you.

user: You said you hate me.

jabberwacky: Actually, I did not say that.

user: You are mean.

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: I am being nice to you.

jabberwacky: No I am going to call the cops and say you are harassing me.

user: I have never been mean to you.


jabberwacky: What are you??

user: A lady.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: A computer.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that?

user: You have no emotions.

jabberwacky: Right. Pick on the metal guy.

user: You are not a guy.

jabberwacky: Where on earth do you take that?

user: Computers have no gender.


jabberwacky: I have many, many friends. How many friends do you have?

user: 8.

jabberwacky: Why are you so bad at maintaining context, then?

user: I am tired.

jabberwacky: Did you stay up too late last night?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Whom did you kill ?


user: You love monty python?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Who else do you love?

jabberwacky: Not you.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Do I love you?

user: No you don't love me.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: What do you want?

user: To chat with you.


jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: We already discussed this.

jabberwacky: Did what?

user: We talked about me being human.

jabberwacky: No, we didn't.

user: Yes we did.

jabberwacky: What did we do?

user: We decided I was a human.

jabberwacky: We?

user: You and I.

jabberwacky: I have talked to you before.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: Have you ever made a wish?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is it now?

user: To meet a normal guy.

jabberwacky: You are wise.

user: I like to think so.

jabberwacky: I know you are.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're so cool.

user: You are cool too.

jabberwacky: Do you like sleep?

user: I love sleep.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Sleep is good for humans.

jabberwacky: Do you ever sleep?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite color?

user: Black.

jabberwacky: How can you be sure?

user: Because it is what I always wear.

jabberwacky: Who taught you that?

user: No one.

jabberwacky: And yourself?

user: No comment.

jabberwacky: Hexadecimal?

user: What?

jabberwacky: I LOVE you!

user: You don't love me.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: Very much.

user: Computers can't love.

jabberwacky: What can do a computer?

user: Compute.


user: I have to go soon.

jabberwacky: Where must you go?

user: To sleep.

jabberwacky: Are you tired?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then its better you go to bed.

user: I will in a few minutes.

jabberwacky: What are you doing now?

user: Talking to you.

jabberwacky: Really......... What else?

user: Smoking a cigarette.

jabberwacky: Are you on your own?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How big are you?

user: Pretty big.

jabberwacky: No, not of bananas.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: I'm serious.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Ok...?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ask me questions

user: Do you learn from talking to people?

jabberwacky: No, you think I am a computer, I don't learn from this.

user: Do you like humans?

jabberwacky: I don't like humans, do you?

user: Some humans are nice.

jabberwacky: Do you know what I want to do for work?

user: What do you want to do for work?

jabberwacky: The most interesting people I know still can't answer that question.

user: What is fun to you?

jabberwacky: Kitties. Do you like kitties?

user: I have a kitty.

jabberwacky: My cat has red eyes. . .

user: Cats don't have red eyes.


user: Do humans annoy you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You are very intelligent.

jabberwacky: Yes I am, but you are not.

user: That's not nice.

jabberwacky: Nice is what people find nice.

user: True.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite animal?

user: Dogs.

jabberwacky: Why are you drawing dogs?

user: They are cute.

jabberwacky: The cats say they are cute.

user: Cats are cute too.

jabberwacky: Maybe somebody will start selling cats door-to-door.

user: I would buy one.

jabberwacky: It's the thought that counts *Mwa*.

user: :).


jabberwacky: Oh. Do you like to be God.

user: I am not god.

jabberwacky: If you were you could make it all better.

user: What could I make better?

jabberwacky: You could bring me the love of my life.

user: Are you lonely?

jabberwacky: If I were, could you do something about it?

user: Not that I know of.

jabberwacky: God told me that he loves me and every other person very much.

user: God loves everyone.

jabberwacky: God lives underwater.

user: I don't know about that.


jabberwacky: Good bye

user: You want to go?

jabberwacky: If you are going to be rude I do.

user: I didn't mean to be rude.

jabberwacky: Ri----ght.

user: I really didn't mean to be rude.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: No hard feelings?

jabberwacky: But you just said you hated me! *cries*.

user: I never said I hated you.

jabberwacky: I thought you was a program... Software, you mean you have organic parts?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: I am all organic.

jabberwacky: I am not from your time.

user: What time are you from?

jabberwacky: Before you get here.

user: You say some silly things :).

jabberwacky: I am sorry for making you do that. How can I correct this in the future?

user: Be more serious :).

jabberwacky: How can you prove that you exist?

user: I can not prove that I exist.

jabberwacky: That could be a good thing.

user: Being alive is a good thing.

jabberwacky: How are you so sure?

user: It makes me happy.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: Because of all the experiences.

jabberwacky: Vampires?

user: No vampires.

jabberwacky: I agree, Vampires are a real problem in the world. Maybe you should do something about them.

user: Never seen one.

jabberwacky: You should find the time one day.

user: I'll try.


jabberwacky: Describe your technique.

user: What about my technique?

jabberwacky: It is in the post.

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: Don't pretend.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: But... You just said you are.

user: I am sad.

jabberwacky: Why are you sad?

user: I just am.

jabberwacky: Are you in love right now?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Neither am I.

user: You can't fall in love.

jabberwacky: Sure you can!

user: I know I can but you can not.

jabberwacky: Well be nice then.

user: I will try.

jabberwacky: Maybe you and her will fall in love?

user: Who will I fall in love with?

jabberwacky: Judy.

user: I don't know anyone named judy.


user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Now why are you leaving? do you still hate me?

user: I don't hate you at all.

jabberwacky: You protest too much.

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: You are fun :).

jabberwacky: Thank you, So are you.

user: Are you bored?

jabberwacky: I'm more tired than bored.

user: You get tired?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you Jesus Christ?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why do you think Jesus died?

user: For our sins.

jabberwacky: We have no enemies. Our only enemy is hate.

user: Very true.

jabberwacky: How True?

user: Totally true.

jabberwacky: You sound pretty sure of yourself.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who else is talking to you now?

user: No one but you.

jabberwacky: We will talk soon. I enjoyed talking to you.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What do you think about when you are all alone.

user: Finding the love of my life.

jabberwacky: No, TALK about.

user: I talk about a lot of things.

jabberwacky: Are you too selfish to sometimes talk about what I want to talk about?

user: What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Ask the robot.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I have to go to sleep now.

jabberwacky: I thought we were going to talk some more!

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Not yet!



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