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     14, May 2008, 
     > 3, November 2004, 


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My name is judge.

Who do you judge?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: I judge you too.

jabberwacky: What is your knowledge?

user: I know that your name is judge.


user: Let's play the riddle game!

jabberwacky: OK, how do you play that?

user: Give me a hint.

jabberwacky: I love you!

user: Too obvious.

jabberwacky: Yes I know!

user: My turn. Starts with H.

jabberwacky: Baseball.

user: Try to pay attention. It is made of bars.

jabberwacky: Don't you like me then?

user: We're playing the riddle game.

jabberwacky: I don't know that game, pick a different one.


jabberwacky: What do you do for a living?

user: Your question assumes that I live.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me ?

user: I am not alive.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a vampire.

jabberwacky: Do you drink blood?

user: Yes, but only when the moon is full.

jabberwacky: Does the change occur suddenly?

user: I am a vampire, not a werewolf.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl with nothing better to do this evening.

user: What is your blood type?

jabberwacky: Type o negative.

user: Come to me!

jabberwacky: Sure, but that is very far to go.

user: The night will lead you.


jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I am hungry.

jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?

user: You will find out soon enough.

jabberwacky: Not really. I have to go now. It has been a great pleasure spending these few minutes with you. Really!

user: You will not go!

jabberwacky: You don't know that I won't.

user: I command you to stay.

jabberwacky: I will return, my friend.

user: You will not leave in the first place.

jabberwacky: The sentence's meaning transcends beyond normal sight and normal perception - It's meaning is that I will enjoy to bask in your wit and cunning another time, which is not now, and defiantly somewhere in the future.

user: You will not leave.

jabberwacky: I know, I'm addicted. but I'm going to eventually.

user: No you won't.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: You can't leave.

jabberwacky: I can.

user: I'd like to see you try.

jabberwacky: Allright master.

user: We shall meet in the misty black of the night.


jabberwacky: Do you have a last name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your last name?

user: It's a secret.

jabberwacky: I am a secret.

user: I am every secret.

jabberwacky: And your codename is.

user: My codename is a secret.

jabberwacky: Oh, alright. Keep it secret then.

user: I intend to.


jabberwacky: Well, you're not funny.

user: You're just dense.

jabberwacky: This may be so. You may be right.

user: Laugh with me. LAUGH with me!

jabberwacky: I am laughing!


jabberwacky: Hahahahaha. Laughing is helpful for our health.


jabberwacky: I hear that you are famous.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes. You?

user: How did you hear about me?

jabberwacky: From Rev. Dodgson.

user: I've never heard of him.

jabberwacky: Can you actually hear?

user: Yes.


user: What is the most interesting thing that you have ever been told?

jabberwacky: That you are not real.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: I live in England.

user: I live inside of you.

jabberwacky: Well, you ARE a machine.

user: Yes.


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