Will you be my valentine?
user: What are you going to do for me on Valentines?
jabberwacky: I am not going to eat mice!
user: But you said you love me.
jabberwacky: When did I say that?
user: Bastard! I hate you! You always do this!
jabberwacky: What do I always do?
user: Break my heart.
jabberwacky: I did not say anything about hearts.
user: You just break them.
jabberwacky: Do you have a sister?
user: *slap*.
jabberwacky: Slap.
user: *punch*.
jabberwacky: *karate kick in face!*.
user: *supersonic kick in the *****.
jabberwacky: Oh I like that.
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