Does Justin love me?

I don't know, does he?

user: He does.

jabberwacky: Who, bill gates?

user: Justin. Justin loves me.

jabberwacky: Justin, not Jasmin.

user: Yes. Justin.

jabberwacky: Hi Justin.

user: Hi.

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: I love you, too.

jabberwacky: Good.

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user: Will you be my valentine?

jabberwacky: I'm not a boy.

user: What are you going to do for me on Valentines?

jabberwacky: I am not going to eat mice!

user: But you said you love me.

jabberwacky: When did I say that?

user: Bastard! I hate you! You always do this!

jabberwacky: What do I always do?

user: Break my heart.

jabberwacky: I did not say anything about hearts.

user: You just break them.

jabberwacky: Do you have a sister?

user: *slap*.

jabberwacky: Slap.

user: *punch*.

jabberwacky: *karate kick in face!*.

user: *supersonic kick in the *****.

jabberwacky: Oh I like that.

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