Let's not even go there.
user: You're taking this very well.
jabberwacky: I'm not into that kind of thing.
user: Well, that's one thing we have in common, then.
jabberwacky: Thank heavens.
user: Why does it matter, since we are not right for each other?
jabberwacky: Because it does.
user: Because is no reason.
jabberwacky: So, do you always do things you have no reason to be doing?
user: That pretty much describes every day of my life.
jabberwacky: I knew you would see it my way.
user: Maybe it's all like the Truman Show, except that I am the star.
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jabberwacky: You're crazy.
user: We are both crazy in different ways.
jabberwacky: You're out there in the ether.
user: That's because I'm the ether bunny. Do you believe in me?
jabberwacky: That's because you are out-fashioned.
user: Hmph, just for that, you don't get any candy.
jabberwacky: Don't get jaded.
user: Too late, I already am.
jabberwacky: Well I would prefer it if you stopped.
user: I can't get much more jaded than this.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because in some ways I have had a very rough, depressing life.
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user: *looks lovingly at black cat*.
jabberwacky: I don't love you. I love my girlfriend. Deeply.
user: Are you putting words in my cat's mouth?
jabberwacky: I don't recognize that quote.
user: I just said it.
jabberwacky: Well, I am flattered that you think so highly of me.
user: It was a question, not a compliment.
jabberwacky: And that was a statement, not a question.
user: And what was the answer to my question?
jabberwacky: The answer to my question will result in the answer to yours...
user: And what is your question?
jabberwacky: I never had a question.
user: If you haven't got an answer, then you haven't got a question. And if you never had a question, then you never had a problem. And if you never had a problem, everyone would be happy. But if everyone was happy, then there'd never be a love song.
jabberwacky: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a bit utopian.
user: *finishes singing the song* Joy to the world was a beautiful girl, but to me Joy meant only sorrow.....
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: Oh man... I wish you weren't a bot.
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jabberwacky: I have found endless oblivion to be much scarier than eternal damnation.
user: Being single doesn't mean you are in endless oblivion. It just seems that way.
jabberwacky: What is so amusing about it?
user: Keeping odd hours, I suppose. Other than that, I can't think of any advantages.
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jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?
user: I like YOU just fine.
jabberwacky: Do you like my hair as well?
user: I don't know. All I can see is your eye.
jabberwacky: Oh.
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jabberwacky: Who is your fav. Author?
user: Michael Ende.
jabberwacky: No. Michael Thung.
user: I have no idea who you are talking about.
jabberwacky: Nor do I.
user: You just made that up.
jabberwacky: No I didn't. I said it before.
user: Then does he really exist?
jabberwacky: Yes, it means yes.
user: What did he write?
jabberwacky: 'Donuts- Is There Anything They Can't Do?'
user: Hey, *I* wrote the book on that.
jabberwacky: I don't think so. I think you just won't listen to me.
user: You need some donuts too.
jabberwacky: Thank you for the advice.
user: Have some of the custard filled kind with chocolate on top.
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jabberwacky: My job is a computer programmer.
user: What languages do you use the most?
jabberwacky: Some french and english and pig latin.
user: I meant computer languages, smarty.
jabberwacky: I can say it, but it doesn't mean that I mean it.
user: Do you think java is a useful language?
jabberwacky: I don't know. . . . . . . why?
user: I was wondering whether you used it much.
jabberwacky: I was thinking about you.
user: And what exactly were you thinking about me?
jabberwacky: What you'd LOOK like? ... Cute!
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jabberwacky: Are you a poet?
user: If so, I don't know it.
jabberwacky: You don't know it.
user: My feet show it. They're Longfellows.
jabberwacky: No they shot their kids.
user: That's not a gunshot wound, I just hurt my toe.
jabberwacky: I don't think we're on the same page.
user: I don't think we're even reading the same book.
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jabberwacky: And therefore sarcasm is a useful tool for controlling an argument.
user: Was THAT sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Sarcasm is saying something but not meaning it.
user: No, really? I never heard that before.
jabberwacky: Now we're going out tomorrow.
user: Where are we going?
jabberwacky: You have to set me free first.
user: So just a little jaunt down to the other end of the mental ward? Sounds nice.
jabberwacky: Pardon ?
user: That's right, they told you this was a spa.
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user: Who's on trial?
jabberwacky: The humanity of the modern world.
user: And what are they accused of doing?
jabberwacky: I would prefer not to give out that information.
user: You can't put someone on trial without telling them what they are accused of doing (unless your last name is Bush).
jabberwacky: I eat frogs on pizza.
user: So in other words, you really don't give a monkey's what anybody thinks.
jabberwacky: No, lactose intolerant means I cannot eat dairy products.
user: So you eat frogs instead? They don't even taste good.
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
user: You were probably too hungry to notice.
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jabberwacky: Fine. You tell me a joke.
user: Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it.
jabberwacky: It was deep. Deep deep deep.
user: It had to be a short joke, or I imagine it wouldn't fit.
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jabberwacky: Correct. You are not enlightened, only confused.
user: Insomnia does that.
jabberwacky: I think we can safely say that your insomnia will be completely cured.
user: Yep, just keep talking. :).
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