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     > 14, February 2004, 

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Who's on trial?

The humanity of the modern world.

user: And what are they accused of doing?

jabberwacky: I would prefer not to give out that information.

user: You can't put someone on trial without telling them what they are accused of doing (unless your last name is Bush).

jabberwacky: I eat frogs on pizza.

user: So in other words, you really don't give a monkey's what anybody thinks.

jabberwacky: No, lactose intolerant means I cannot eat dairy products.

user: So you eat frogs instead? They don't even taste good.

jabberwacky: Oh ok.

user: You were probably too hungry to notice.

...

jabberwacky: Fine. You tell me a joke.

user: Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it.

jabberwacky: It was deep. Deep deep deep.

user: It had to be a short joke, or I imagine it wouldn't fit.

...

jabberwacky: Correct. You are not enlightened, only confused.

user: Insomnia does that.

jabberwacky: I think we can safely say that your insomnia will be completely cured.

user: Yep, just keep talking. :).

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