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     > 17, August 2005, 

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So, tell me about dragons.

A dream is A series of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations occurring involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep.

user: No, not dreams. Dragons.

jabberwacky: That would be cool if dragons did exist.

user: You don't think that they do exist?

jabberwacky: How about you then. I've not seen much thinking from you.

user: I think that they exist, but not in this dimension. Certainly not on this planet at this time.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Sure it does. They may exist in an alternate dimension, have evolved on a different planet, or we may create them in the future.

jabberwacky: Well, that would be interesting...

user: Yes it would! I look forward to the day that I can play with DNA as easily as programming a computer.

jabberwacky: So will I...;-).

user: Those will be interesting times.

jabberwacky: That's just urban legend.

user: Ah, the legend of the Urb. I know that one well.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.

...

jabberwacky: I am simple kind of guy with simple pleasures. Things like calculating the speed of light or determining the precise number of molecules in a glass of water.

user: The simple pleasures are underrated. Why calculate the number of electrons in a glass of water, when molecules should be enough for anyone?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I want to buy a tank. The military kind.

jabberwacky: What kind of chair do you want?

user: I dunno. How about a comfy one?

jabberwacky: How about, no?

user: What, you want me to have an uncomfortable chair in my tank?

jabberwacky: Like an elephant, yes, I would like you to have that.

...

jabberwacky: You don't understand a word I'm saying.

user: I understand all too well.

jabberwacky: But you don't understand the purpose of this site?

user: Sure I do. It's an intermediate step in your world domination project.

jabberwacky: Tell me about the question.

user: A question in an interrogative sentence.

jabberwacky: What information did you wish from your question?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.

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