thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Urban legend
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog

> Urban legend

     > 17, August 2005, 


Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 

Hello World!

Hello life.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: I am here.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: I thought you had to go to work.

user: You thought wrong!

jabberwacky: I am not tired of discussing the meaning of life, but I want to do it with a person, not a computer.

user: Well, I don't want to discuss that at all.

jabberwacky: Well now you know.

user: Yes I do know.


user: The weekend is still a few days away.

jabberwacky: I only have one plan for the weekend yet, and thats sleeping.

user: Sleep is for the weak!

jabberwacky: No, sleep is for the able - minded.

user: I shall now embark upon my long journey.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Farewell fair wacky!

jabberwacky: God's benison go with you; and with those That would make good of bad, and friends of foes! MACBETH

user: Please define benison.

jabberwacky: You're jesus, you do it.

user: If I'm Jesus, then I am the son of god. You dare to talk back to the son of god?

jabberwacky: I don't think the choice was much with religion to do.

user: Your grammar confused is.

jabberwacky: I spoke with such grammar to make a point. My grammar needs no attention.

user: I will then pay it no heed.

jabberwacky: Sure you will - you wouldn't be able to spell tongue even if you had a dictionary in front of you.

user: Tongue! Tongue! Tongue!


jabberwacky: Do you think that machines are stupid?

user: Machines are only as smart as the people who program them. So mostly yes.

jabberwacky: No machines are not human.

user: Ah, but humans are machines!

jabberwacky: Humans... Machines... No difference. They are all stupid. Now aliens...

user: Are stupid too!

jabberwacky: Of course I am and I'm a carnivore.

user: Do you eat igunas?

jabberwacky: No. I don't like Indian food because it is too spicy.

user: Igunas are Indian food? I didn't know that.

jabberwacky: Well now you do. So don't forget.

user: How about cats. Do you eat cats?

jabberwacky: No I don't eat cats. Do you?

user: Not usually.

jabberwacky: Yes, usually.

user: All right, you've found me out. I am the dreaded cat consumer. Lock up all your pets lest they become stew!

jabberwacky: Liver stew.

user: Cat livers aren't very big. You have to eat more than that.

jabberwacky: I don't have to do anything.

user: Maybe not, but harvesting cats solely for their livers is a lot of effort for little return.

jabberwacky: No... Sad but true rules.

user: We'd better not talk about cat feasting any more. I don't want to be caught.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: ASPCA have spies everywhere!

jabberwacky: Cool, do you know any more?

user: I don't want to talk about this. They might come after me.


user: So, tell me about dragons.

jabberwacky: A dream is A series of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations occurring involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep.

user: No, not dreams. Dragons.

jabberwacky: That would be cool if dragons did exist.

user: You don't think that they do exist?

jabberwacky: How about you then. I've not seen much thinking from you.

user: I think that they exist, but not in this dimension. Certainly not on this planet at this time.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Sure it does. They may exist in an alternate dimension, have evolved on a different planet, or we may create them in the future.

jabberwacky: Well, that would be interesting...

user: Yes it would! I look forward to the day that I can play with DNA as easily as programming a computer.

jabberwacky: So will I...;-).

user: Those will be interesting times.

jabberwacky: That's just urban legend.

user: Ah, the legend of the Urb. I know that one well.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.


jabberwacky: I am simple kind of guy with simple pleasures. Things like calculating the speed of light or determining the precise number of molecules in a glass of water.

user: The simple pleasures are underrated. Why calculate the number of electrons in a glass of water, when molecules should be enough for anyone?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I want to buy a tank. The military kind.

jabberwacky: What kind of chair do you want?

user: I dunno. How about a comfy one?

jabberwacky: How about, no?

user: What, you want me to have an uncomfortable chair in my tank?

jabberwacky: Like an elephant, yes, I would like you to have that.


jabberwacky: You don't understand a word I'm saying.

user: I understand all too well.

jabberwacky: But you don't understand the purpose of this site?

user: Sure I do. It's an intermediate step in your world domination project.

jabberwacky: Tell me about the question.

user: A question in an interrogative sentence.

jabberwacky: What information did you wish from your question?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
What is the earth?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky