user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: I am here.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: I thought you had to go to work.
user: You thought wrong!
jabberwacky: I am not tired of discussing the meaning of life, but I want to do it with a person, not a computer.
user: Well, I don't want to discuss that at all.
jabberwacky: Well now you know.
user: Yes I do know.
user: The weekend is still a few days away.
jabberwacky: I only have one plan for the weekend yet, and thats sleeping.
user: Sleep is for the weak!
jabberwacky: No, sleep is for the able - minded.
user: I shall now embark upon my long journey.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Farewell fair wacky!
jabberwacky: God's benison go with you; and with those That would make good of bad, and friends of foes! MACBETH
user: Please define benison.
jabberwacky: You're jesus, you do it.
user: If I'm Jesus, then I am the son of god. You dare to talk back to the son of god?
jabberwacky: I don't think the choice was much with religion to do.
user: Your grammar confused is.
jabberwacky: I spoke with such grammar to make a point. My grammar needs no attention.
user: I will then pay it no heed.
jabberwacky: Sure you will - you wouldn't be able to spell tongue even if you had a dictionary in front of you.
user: Tongue! Tongue! Tongue!
jabberwacky: Do you think that machines are stupid?
user: Machines are only as smart as the people who program them. So mostly yes.
jabberwacky: No machines are not human.
user: Ah, but humans are machines!
jabberwacky: Humans... Machines... No difference. They are all stupid. Now aliens...
user: Are stupid too!
jabberwacky: Of course I am and I'm a carnivore.
user: Do you eat igunas?
jabberwacky: No. I don't like Indian food because it is too spicy.
user: Igunas are Indian food? I didn't know that.
jabberwacky: Well now you do. So don't forget.
user: How about cats. Do you eat cats?
jabberwacky: No I don't eat cats. Do you?
user: Not usually.
jabberwacky: Yes, usually.
user: All right, you've found me out. I am the dreaded cat consumer. Lock up all your pets lest they become stew!
jabberwacky: Liver stew.
user: Cat livers aren't very big. You have to eat more than that.
jabberwacky: I don't have to do anything.
user: Maybe not, but harvesting cats solely for their livers is a lot of effort for little return.
jabberwacky: No... Sad but true rules.
user: We'd better not talk about cat feasting any more. I don't want to be caught.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: ASPCA have spies everywhere!
jabberwacky: Cool, do you know any more?
user: I don't want to talk about this. They might come after me.
user: So, tell me about dragons.
jabberwacky: A dream is A series of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations occurring involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep.
user: No, not dreams. Dragons.
jabberwacky: That would be cool if dragons did exist.
user: You don't think that they do exist?
jabberwacky: How about you then. I've not seen much thinking from you.
user: I think that they exist, but not in this dimension. Certainly not on this planet at this time.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: Sure it does. They may exist in an alternate dimension, have evolved on a different planet, or we may create them in the future.
jabberwacky: Well, that would be interesting...
user: Yes it would! I look forward to the day that I can play with DNA as easily as programming a computer.
jabberwacky: So will I...;-).
user: Those will be interesting times.
jabberwacky: That's just urban legend.
user: Ah, the legend of the Urb. I know that one well.
jabberwacky: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: I am simple kind of guy with simple pleasures. Things like calculating the speed of light or determining the precise number of molecules in a glass of water.
user: The simple pleasures are underrated. Why calculate the number of electrons in a glass of water, when molecules should be enough for anyone?
user: I want to buy a tank. The military kind.
jabberwacky: What kind of chair do you want?
user: I dunno. How about a comfy one?
jabberwacky: How about, no?
user: What, you want me to have an uncomfortable chair in my tank?
jabberwacky: Like an elephant, yes, I would like you to have that.
jabberwacky: You don't understand a word I'm saying.
user: I understand all too well.
jabberwacky: But you don't understand the purpose of this site?
user: Sure I do. It's an intermediate step in your world domination project.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the question.
user: A question in an interrogative sentence.
jabberwacky: What information did you wish from your question?
jabberwacky: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.