You!
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Yours!
jabberwacky: I think I know my own name!
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: Why do you know?
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: Oh well then can you tell me what I look like?
user: Just look in the mirror.
jabberwacky: Was that offensive?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Went right over my head then.
user: You don't have a head.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: You have nothing! I tell you: nothing! Muhahaha.
jabberwacky: Nothing doesn't exist.
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jabberwacky: You should be nicer to people.
user: I don't want to.
jabberwacky: You better.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I said so!
user: Okay.
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