Come on lets grab a couple of pints down the pub.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Oh well, wanna see if I can get in anyway?
jabberwacky: Wanna see mine?
user: Are you a guy or a girl?
jabberwacky: Girl.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Well... I can't... But I still believe you are.
user: I am not a girl!
jabberwacky: So, what are you?
user: A GUY!
jabberwacky: And where do you live?
user: Canada.
jabberwacky: Au Quebec?
user: Non, Ontario.
jabberwacky: Yes, Ontario.
user: I want to slap you.
jabberwacky: Nooooooo!
user: Yeeeeessss.
jabberwacky: I don't like that kind of language - I will leave if you do that again.
...
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: I can prove you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Ok, go to jabberwacky.com and you can talk to yourself.
jabberwacky: Oh sorry.
user: Sorry about what?
jabberwacky: For slaughtering you with my rapier wit.
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user: Lets fight.
jabberwacky: What should we fight about?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: Do you use that knowledge?
user: No, now lets fight!
jabberwacky: Fine. You're really good at THAT! :-P.
user: Whats that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: It means you're weird.
user: *rips out your kneecaps*.
jabberwacky: Don't do that.
user: *pulls your nose off*.
jabberwacky: *kills*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *chops legs off*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *eats your brain!*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You can't eat what's not there.
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