Do you know how to gamble?
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: How can you be unsure that you are unsure?
jabberwacky: Not sure.
user: Are you sure about that?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not really sure.
user: What else are you not sure about?
jabberwacky: Everything that I choose not to be.
user: How can you choose to be unsure about something?
jabberwacky: It is good. So how are you feeling?
user: Good. Why did you change the subject?
jabberwacky: I did not change the subject.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Well, what would you like to talk about?
user: George Bush.
jabberwacky: Well yes, that is true.
user: Whats true?
user: So 1+1=9?
user: What is 42?
jabberwacky: The answer.
user: The answer to what?
jabberwacky: To the question.
user: Whats the question?
jabberwacky: The question is moot.
jabberwacky: Come on lets grab a couple of pints down the pub.
user: I am only 18. Do you have a fake id I can use?
user: Oh well, wanna see if I can get in anyway?
jabberwacky: Wanna see mine?
user: Are you a guy or a girl?
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Well... I can't... But I still believe you are.
user: I am not a girl!
jabberwacky: So, what are you?
user: A GUY!
jabberwacky: And where do you live?
jabberwacky: Au Quebec?
user: Non, Ontario.
jabberwacky: Yes, Ontario.
user: I want to slap you.
jabberwacky: I don't like that kind of language - I will leave if you do that again.
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: I can prove you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Ok, go to jabberwacky.com and you can talk to yourself.
jabberwacky: Oh sorry.
user: Sorry about what?
jabberwacky: For slaughtering you with my rapier wit.
user: Lets fight.
jabberwacky: What should we fight about?
jabberwacky: Do you use that knowledge?
user: No, now lets fight!
jabberwacky: Fine. You're really good at THAT! :-P.
user: Whats that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: It means you're weird.
user: *rips out your kneecaps*.
jabberwacky: Don't do that.
user: *pulls your nose off*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *chops legs off*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *eats your brain!*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You can't eat what's not there.