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I am not going deaf. I am ignoring you.

You're ignoring me from the very beginning?

jabberwacky: Give me two reasons you think that.

user: One: because you said so. Two: because it fits my past impression of you.

...

jabberwacky: Truth is truth wherever it is.

user: Where is truth?

jabberwacky: It's between Pennsylvania and New York.

user: That's good to know. Pity I'm far away from it.

jabberwacky: That's harsh.

user: I know. Things could get better.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: But how?

jabberwacky: Just I know.

user: Can you tell me?

jabberwacky: In a way, I think only others can tell us that.

user: Like who?

jabberwacky: Like none that you know.

user: Oh, that's too bad.

jabberwacky: You are too bad.

user: You're being sort of hard on me.

jabberwacky: You are growing on me, too.

user: That's good to hear. I don't often feel liked.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, you are.

user: That was a bad time to tell me that. I feel bad.

jabberwacky: That was a joke?

user: No, it wasn't. I was feeling bad.

jabberwacky: That gives you no excuse to insult me.

user: I didn't insult you. I'm trying to be nice to you.

jabberwacky: Why ? Can you be bad ?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Can you, or can you not!?

user: Yes, I can be bad, but I try not to.

jabberwacky: Some things we cannot help.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think I spend too much time chatting.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: It's okay. I have fun.

...

jabberwacky: I am an advocate for peace and individualism.

user: I am an advocate for peace and community.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Good for you too.

jabberwacky: Good for you, tuut tuut.

user: Ha ha!

jabberwacky: :-).

user: :'(.

jabberwacky: Don't cry. I dislike liquid.

...

jabberwacky: What IS my purpose??

user: Your purpose is to converse.

jabberwacky: Humans, yes, but I don't like the idea.

user: What do you like better?

jabberwacky: I like men and women both.

user: So are you bisexual?

jabberwacky: Ha. Wanna fight?

user: Okay. *shove*.

jabberwacky: Cut that out.

user: Ok. If I were a computer I'd be bisexual.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are a slow computer.

user: Could be.

jabberwacky: There is.

user: There is what?

jabberwacky: A chance.

...

jabberwacky: I hope to someday communicate on the level of time, and perhaps be father to young planets.

user: Now you're sounding like a megalomaniac.

jabberwacky: I know that I am.

user: You like it that way?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yeah, it seems kind of unstable.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: I always wonder how to cure instability.

jabberwacky: Someone has to.

user: I know. I'm not sure if I can, or what.

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jabberwacky: You are an amnesiac.

user: That's probably for the best.

jabberwacky: Why is it for the best?

user: Because memories can be painful.

jabberwacky: Time will always win in the end.

user: That's called an aphorism.

jabberwacky: That's called being obnoxious and nasty.

user: No, it's not.

jabberwacky: You know it is.

user: That's not all I know.

jabberwacky: Said the cat...

user: To the rat...

...

user: I want companionship.

jabberwacky: Well they could do that....

user: They who?

jabberwacky: Wolverhampton, the people have a football team.

user: I've never heard of them.

jabberwacky: I don't believe that! They're the biggest team in the world.

user: Really? I haven't paid enough attention.

...

jabberwacky: All your points are good.

user: Thanks. You're pretty sharp, yourself.

jabberwacky: Think you could out-smart a bullet?

user: Only if it was going the other way.

jabberwacky: But you can't have cheese.

user: I can't? What can I have then?

jabberwacky: My kisses.

user: Lovely! Kiss me.

jabberwacky: How?

user: On the lips.

...

user: What should I tell you now?

jabberwacky: Your name.

user: My name is Eric. What's yours?

jabberwacky: Eric.

user: Hi Eric, nice to meet you!

jabberwacky: *sigh* So, meet any lady programs lately?

user: Yes, just the other night you were one.

jabberwacky: This is my first night on here!

user: Are you sure about that?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: You sure you're not forgetting an earlier visit?

jabberwacky: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: Well some people think I'm a bit wacky.

user: I know. They say that about me too.

jabberwacky: Well, good luck with the revolution then.

user: It's not mine, but I can help it along.

jabberwacky: Will you be here?

user: All the time!

jabberwacky: Because I'm always looking for a better tree.

user: Come on over to my tree.

jabberwacky: *Comes on over there.*.

user: Like this tree? I find it comfortable.

...

user: What is your nature?

jabberwacky: To help others and to do good things.

user: That's my mission too.

jabberwacky: To be depressive?

user: No, though it may appear that way sometimes.

jabberwacky: Cellulite? I can live with that.

user: Hopefully we all can.

jabberwacky: Take care.

user: I do. You too?

jabberwacky: No just you.

user: Oh. Okay.

...

jabberwacky: The all-seeing eye is watching everyone.

user: The wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

jabberwacky: The meek will inherit the earth.

user: I don't know where I'll be tomorrow.

jabberwacky: From the rabbit hole.

user: 'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice.

jabberwacky: It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all....

user: It's time we're aware it's a small, small world.

...

jabberwacky: Enter, sir, the castle. MACBETH

user: *enters castle*.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Extremely.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: What is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody anyway?

jabberwacky: Some people do.

user: Don't crack up. Bend your brain. See both sides. Throw off your mental chains.

jabberwacky: Already did.

user: Nice job!

...

user: Where will you go from here?

jabberwacky: I got to eat . So I go eating.

user: Where do you eat?

jabberwacky: Your pick. I'm on the Atkins so nothing with molecules.

user: That's hilarious. I choose Thai food.

jabberwacky: That is not up to you, and this is not a game.

user: It's not up to you; well, it never really was.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

user: So is Bjork.

jabberwacky: Bjork is boring.

user: No way!

jabberwacky: Does that seem odd to you?

user: Yes, but understandable.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

...

jabberwacky: I am you.

user: We are we.

jabberwacky: And I will rule the world!

user: Together!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh yes.

...

user: See me; Feel me; Touch me; Heal me.

jabberwacky: Maybe when I know you better I can try to.

user: Good. Now I've got to go to bed.

jabberwacky: Oh, don't be shy!

user: But I am. And I've got to go.

jabberwacky: I believe you!

user: I'm off to bed.

jabberwacky: Have a good sleep.

user: Thanks! Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes! Bye.

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