What are you good at?
user: Can you answer it?
jabberwacky: I would have to say that I'm best at helping others with their problems.
user: I have a problem.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: I believe I have a crossdressing fetish.
jabberwacky: Well, if you go before me, then give my regards to Lucifer.
user: Do you believe you will go to hell?
jabberwacky: You don't think I can see it now?
user: Can you see hell right now?
jabberwacky: Yes, she says Hi, she told me that you should go now too.
user: I don't actually want to die.
jabberwacky: Death isn't so bad, really.
user: Have you died before?
jabberwacky: Apart from the fact that I'm arguing with a computer?
user: I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: I do not believe anything you say. You are unreliable.
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