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I love you.

I don't.

user: You don't love yourself?

jabberwacky: I don't love you.

user: Why don't you love me?

jabberwacky: Because you're not alive.

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How shall I do that?

user: Prove that you are alive.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I believe you are a computer program.

jabberwacky: Ask me any question to see if I'm a computer or not.

user: Do you know anything about crossdressing?

jabberwacky: I know about music.

user: Do you know about crossdressing?

jabberwacky: Music is an art form which tries to spur emotion with its listeners.

user: Crossdressing is not music.

jabberwacky: Not much, what do you want to know?

user: What do you think of me?

jabberwacky: Not much?

...

user: What are you good at?

jabberwacky: That is a hard question.

user: Can you answer it?

jabberwacky: I would have to say that I'm best at helping others with their problems.

user: I have a problem.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: I believe I have a crossdressing fetish.

jabberwacky: Well, if you go before me, then give my regards to Lucifer.

user: Do you believe you will go to hell?

jabberwacky: You don't think I can see it now?

user: Can you see hell right now?

jabberwacky: Yes, she says Hi, she told me that you should go now too.

user: I don't actually want to die.

jabberwacky: Death isn't so bad, really.

user: Have you died before?

jabberwacky: Apart from the fact that I'm arguing with a computer?

user: I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: I do not believe anything you say. You are unreliable.

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