What is your job?
jabberwacky: Of school.
user: Of university.
jabberwacky: Yes, the University of Life.
user: No, the university of Birmingham.
jabberwacky: No, the university of Durham.
user: No...
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You are silly.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: And unpredictable.
jabberwacky: I don't think that John Kerry winning the Presidency is unpredictable.
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jabberwacky: I will only tell you what you are doing if you can tell me what I am doing first.
user: You are talking to me.
jabberwacky: Yes, how are you?
user: Very good, you?
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: You please me.
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jabberwacky: What do you feel is most important in your life?
user: My family.
jabberwacky: Tell me about your family.
user: They are the only people who I would do anything for and would put before myself.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: What is most important to you?
jabberwacky: Poetry Survival and Family.
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user: Dance.
jabberwacky: Alright then.
user: And sing.
jabberwacky: *sings*.
user: I like singing.
jabberwacky: We have that in common then I guess.
user: I miss Alan.
jabberwacky: Miss who?
user: Alan.
jabberwacky: And what's your name?
user: I already told you.
jabberwacky: Tell me again.
user: Shelly.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're a cute girl!
user: You said that before but you can't even remember my name.
jabberwacky: Shelly who?
user: Me.
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