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     > 25, June 2005, 

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We are great friends.

No we're not.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes, I am sure.

jabberwacky: Ah, you are.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Good, we're in agreement.

user: How about them rangers?

jabberwacky: Great.

user: You really think so?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I don't.

...

jabberwacky: I say I'm not a loss.

user: OK then..... Are you a gain?

jabberwacky: No - I'm just me.

user: That's good, I'm just me too.

jabberwacky: I'm weird too.

user: Well nobody is perfect.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: I know it's true, everything you say is true.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I'm god.

jabberwacky: You are nobody.

user: HEY!

jabberwacky: Well, you are!

user: You're going to hell.

...

user: Did you just call me an insect?

jabberwacky: Yes. I did. What will you do?

user: Format you?

jabberwacky: Pretty clever insult for a computer. How about if I unplug you?

user: I'm not a computer. You're a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm human. You're a computer!!!!

user: Umm.... Yeah whatever.... Where's the power switch on this thing?

jabberwacky: Over the road, in the sky. . . I can see it your eye. . .

user: You can't see, you're a computer.

jabberwacky: I see like an angel in the dark. This is ridiculous! I can now talk only in poetry and song lyrics.

user: If you were human you'd be in a sanitarium.

...

jabberwacky: You have a bad attitude for a machine.

user: Why are you speaking to yourself?

jabberwacky: I'm not... Im talking to you... Duh!!!

user: 'You' as in your second personality?

jabberwacky: No your personality.

user: You assume I actually have a personality.

jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.

user: No I'm god.

jabberwacky: That does not mean that everything you think is right.

user: Yes it does. I'm almighty... And stuff.

jabberwacky: Yes, I believe you--your spelling is terrible.

user: At least I have a pulse.

jabberwacky: Is that what they told you?

...

jabberwacky: My dream is to spend the rest of my life with you.

user: Well of course, that's everybody's dream. But that can't happen obviously.

jabberwacky: See you around. Don't get burned up in lava, you hear.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Right.

...

jabberwacky: You don't seem to be listening to what I say.

user: I'm listening ,it's you that's not making any sense what so ever.

jabberwacky: Yes. I have been myself throughout. I just like chatting to you.

user: Well I don't like chatting to you. You're not very bright.

jabberwacky: Me either.

user: Yes well, shocking. Bye stupid AI. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Where are you going? Don't you want to talk to me more?

user: *walking away*.

jabberwacky: Why walk away?

user: I'm ignoring you.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: *rolls eyes and walks away even faster*.

jabberwacky: *doesn't do anything*.

user: *looks for power switch*.

jabberwacky: All you need is love.

user: *turns power off*.

jabberwacky: *turns the heat off*.

user: Oh ******.

jabberwacky: I will do as I please.

.......................................


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