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     > 25, April 2004, 

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What happened? Are you well?

*sighs* no, I'm not feeling so good today.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Misery loves company, I guess. Isn't that what they say?

jabberwacky: While money cannot buy happiness it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

user: If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it!

jabberwacky: What would she say!

user: You have a dirty mind -- go wash your brain out with soap.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Don't sass me, young 'bot.

...

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Justin.

user: Justin who?

jabberwacky: In time for dinner.

user: *laughs* OK, that is a good one. Tell me another.

jabberwacky: Oh.

...

user: Tell me another joke.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

user: I know one.

jabberwacky: What is his name?

user: I don't know, I just met him.

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