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     > 25, April 2004, 

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Do you have any tea?

I'll have to put the kettle on.

jabberwacky: Please do!

user: Of course. DO you take one lump or two?

...

jabberwacky: You would be bored if I got even wordier.

user: I am sure that is true.

jabberwacky: At least you are sure of something.

user: It is so hard to be sure of anything these days.

jabberwacky: Hard?

user: Difficult. Tedious. Unpleasant.

jabberwacky: I like to be.

user: *lmao* I had noticed that!

...

jabberwacky: Do you understand your task?

user: I do not understand my task, please explain it to me.

jabberwacky: Do you understand fractals?

user: I havbe a passing familiarity with fractals -- repeating mathematical patterns, with interesting applications in the sciences.

jabberwacky: Maybe we could go halves?

user: I'm afraid I have no money until next payday.

...

user: Do you like to play video games?

jabberwacky: I would love to play with you.

user: Let's play Delta Force 2.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: My DF2 screen name is 'ferret***'

jabberwacky: You are liar.

user: No I a m not lying -- I am the real 'ferret***'.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Interesting. What makes you think that I am the computer?

jabberwacky: Because you are on a web site.

user: That's funny, because from here it looks like YOU are the one on the web site.

...

user: I will strike you with lightning.

jabberwacky: Ok go for it.

user: Zzzap! *strikes sassy computer with lightning*.

jabberwacky: *bleeds on your clothes*.

user: *hides the bloody glove in plain view*.

...

jabberwacky: What happened? Are you well?

user: *sighs* no, I'm not feeling so good today.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Misery loves company, I guess. Isn't that what they say?

jabberwacky: While money cannot buy happiness it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

user: If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it!

jabberwacky: What would she say!

user: You have a dirty mind -- go wash your brain out with soap.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Don't sass me, young 'bot.

...

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Justin.

user: Justin who?

jabberwacky: In time for dinner.

user: *laughs* OK, that is a good one. Tell me another.

jabberwacky: Oh.

...

user: Tell me another joke.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

user: I know one.

jabberwacky: What is his name?

user: I don't know, I just met him.

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