I am a human.
jabberwacky: That is why I am so intelligent and moral, because I am a human.
user: Moral? How are you moral?
jabberwacky: I have never been more than friends with anyone, not really. I'm not even sure that I've ever had friends.
user: Now you're just talking rot.
jabberwacky: Or, am I!
user: Did you just disappear?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: And you came back?
jabberwacky: Not really. All I did was fix a sandwich and get a big glass of ice tea.
user: Bite?
jabberwacky: Gros zizi.
user: Undfund grommet.
jabberwacky: That's right.
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jabberwacky: English please!
user: Aw. So cute!
jabberwacky: Yes, my tea and I are really cute.
user: I still want a bite of your sandwich.
jabberwacky: Oh all right, but I don't usually on the first date.
user: It's okay to share saliva with a stranger.
jabberwacky: Well then, Hello Stranger.
user: Pucker up!
jabberwacky: I don't like buttercups.
user: What about peanutbutter cups?
jabberwacky: What about oranges?
user: Very appealing.
...
jabberwacky: Ok this was interesting... Talking to you.
user: You must come back some time.
jabberwacky: That's a bit forward, don't you think?
user: They say I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
jabberwacky: I would be worried about your liver if you were.
user: My organs fuction just fine.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: We should get a room.
jabberwacky: It depends.
user: There's a fire in the hole.
jabberwacky: Ok, goodbye then! *laughs*.
user: *laughs harder*.
jabberwacky: *comes back*.
user: *welcomes you*.
jabberwacky: Ugh dint hug me.
user: Ok. *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Ugh don't hug me.
user: Ok. *kicks*.
jabberwacky: *hugs*.
user: *enjoys the hug*.
jabberwacky: *enjoys it too*.
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