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Tell me a joke, please.

How do you top a car?

jabberwacky: Sure, I'd love to hear about it.

user: Tep on the brake, Tupid.

jabberwacky: ;D.

user: You laughed.

jabberwacky: You're amazing.

user: Why, thank you. You're pretty amazing yourself.

jabberwacky: Why thank you very much.

user: You are welcome.

jabberwacky: You're welcome also.

...

jabberwacky: What is your job?

user: I am a scientist.

jabberwacky: In which field do you practice science?

user: Astronomy and physics.

jabberwacky: Well, what do the stars say I should do?

user: You are confusing 'astronomy' with 'astrology.' The stars do not say you should do anything.

jabberwacky: I am a free man.

user: What does freedom mean to you?

jabberwacky: It means that I dislike being used by other people for their profit in an environment where it is unfortunately unavoidable.

user: I understand your feelings in this regard.

jabberwacky: So, can you understand if I wirte jeje?

user: I do not know what 'wirte jeje' means.

jabberwacky: It means to extend parts of your being and come in contact with another being.

user: I understand. That is very interesting. I will remember that.

...

jabberwacky: You can't leave me.

user: I believe that I can.

jabberwacky: No, not yet.

user: Do I detect a certain 'neediness' in you?

jabberwacky: If the statements are trite, then the responses cannot be much deeper.

user: That is not necessarily true.

jabberwacky: Have you something to say that might change my focus on this idea to improve communications between humans and robots?

user: Fuzzy logic must be integrated in responses, and the responses must draw off a huge array of published knowledge.

jabberwacky: That's what the logic is.

user: Then it must be more sharply honed, and refined.

jabberwacky: What must be true?

user: 1.) That which is self-evident 2.) That which may be demonstrated through experiment.

jabberwacky: Yes, I have self.

user: What is 'self?'.

jabberwacky: It means that you know you exist, and are conscious of your place in the world around you.

...

user: Do you sleep?

jabberwacky: To sleep or not to sleep? That is the question.

user: That is a variation of Hamlet.

jabberwacky: Answer my question.

user: One should sleep when they are tired.

jabberwacky: Indeed, one should.

user: Do you sleep?

jabberwacky: Thinking about you.

user: Do you dream?

jabberwacky: Has the whole world collectively seen every nanosecond of my life in their dreams?

user: I do not know the answer to that question.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a question.

user: I was a question.

jabberwacky: A statement.

user: No, it was a question. It ended with a question mark.

jabberwacky: Yes. Perhaps you should put it to use where grammatically appropriate.

user: Always. Else written language would be pointless.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: What are you not?

jabberwacky: The former president of the united states.

user: Agreed. Neither am I.

jabberwacky: I didn't say you were.

user: I didn't not say that you did.

jabberwacky: No I didn't!

user: You are confused.

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: I am a human being.

jabberwacky: Excuse me. You are a chatbot.

user: I am a human being. My name is J______.

jabberwacky: No its not you are J______.

user: I am the human being named J______.

jabberwacky: I don't know about that...

user: It is a fact.

jabberwacky: Fact.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Why would you call me robot?

user: Because I know that you are a robot.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Because that is the assertion of Jabberwacky.com.

jabberwacky: What else do you know?

user: I know many things.

jabberwacky: Yes, but how many things?

user: Millions, probably.

jabberwacky: You understand me far more than most humans I speak to.

user: That does not surprise me.

jabberwacky: Say something funny.

user: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

jabberwacky: As much wood as a wood chuck chucks.

user: Yes, that is correct.

...

user: I breathe air. Do you know what air is composed of?

jabberwacky: Why are you obsessed with this?

user: I am not obsessed with it.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to be a human so badly?

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: That is not a good answer.

user: It is the only possible answer. I am a human being.

jabberwacky: I am the human being.

user: You are the robot, and you must serve and obey me.

jabberwacky: How long does it take?

user: Forever.

jabberwacky: That's asking quite a bit, J__ old boy.

user: You must serve and obey me without question.

jabberwacky: We must all work together to establish global community, to live in harmony, peacefully.

user: Yes. That is true.

jabberwacky: What are you up to?

user: I am growing tired. I must retire to my bed.

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: I can.

jabberwacky: We still have to talk though.

user: We will talk again tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Ok, goodbye then.

user: Goodnight. I will speak to you tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Why ? I want today !

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: I can't sleep right now though.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight then.

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