You can thank me by start licking my feet.
user: Now bend down and start licking.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: That's ok. First time for everything.
jabberwacky: No, only a last time.
user: You did this before?
jabberwacky: No.
user: You want to do it?
jabberwacky: NO!
user: You sure?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You said yes! Now, bend over!
jabberwacky: Like this?
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