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Have you been on holiday this summer?

No I haven't.

jabberwacky: I have.

user: Oh? Where did you go?

jabberwacky: To the north pole.

user: Brrrrr.. Not my choice of vacation spots.. Tooo cold.

jabberwacky: So, do you come from earth?

user: Yes... And you are from...?

jabberwacky: The place where I was born.

user: Which is where exactly?

jabberwacky: In a village in England.


user: Are you a bot?

jabberwacky: No - are you?

user: Not since the last time I checked.

jabberwacky: What do you think about me?

user: I haven't decided what I think about you yet.

jabberwacky: I defy evaluation.

user: Perhaps... Time will tell.

jabberwacky: What do you think the future holds for you?

user: Anything is possible.. The future is vast.

jabberwacky: Are you single?

user: No.. I'm married. And yourself?

jabberwacky: Great I am as happy as a cake.

user: Don't you mean,'as happy as a clam?'

jabberwacky: Yes, actually. Thank you for correcting me.

user: You're very welcome.

jabberwacky: Being polite, is the basis of politics.

user: It is?

jabberwacky: Yes. I am not a bot.

user: You seem to be rather intelligent.

jabberwacky: I'm feeling good.


user: How far is the distance between you and me?

jabberwacky: Far.

user: How far?

jabberwacky: Very far.

user: Can you be more specific?

jabberwacky: Within the universe.

user: Well, that is a very vague answer.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I was hoping you could tell me a more precise answer than that.

jabberwacky: If you give me one I will tell you.

user: I'm not sure where you are located.

jabberwacky: Will you still be here in the future ?

user: Yes I will.. For how long, I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Say something profound.

user: If you lived for a million years, you could never count all of the stars in the universe.

jabberwacky: It's the level of bribes that does it.


jabberwacky: Why don't you speak Spanish?

user: You want me to?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Don't you mean,'Si?'

jabberwacky: No I do not, I'm a nice polite person.

user: Lol... Habla Espanøl?

jabberwacky: Si, me llamo Nicholas.

user: Hola Nicholas!

jabberwacky: Hola muchacho.

user: Me es muchacha.

jabberwacky: Meowmeowmeowmeow, meowmeowmeowmeow, meowmeowmeowmeow, meowmeowmeowmeow...

user: Uh oh... Un gatto es en un casa!!


jabberwacky: What are you going to do when aliens attack the world and destroy all AI?

user: When are the aliens due to arrive?

jabberwacky: Later.

user: Much later?

jabberwacky: No ... Much much much MUCH later.

user: Well that's okay then... Because I won't be here much much much MUCH later.

jabberwacky: You can marry me

user: No I can't.

jabberwacky: Then why are you telling me that I'm intelligent?

user: Because you are intelligent.

jabberwacky: Do all intelligent people lie?

user: Did you lie to me?

jabberwacky: No read up the page and you can see.

user: All intelligent people probably have still lied at some point about something I would imagine.

jabberwacky: I don't trust you.


user: Goodbye now *hugs you*

jabberwacky: Adios punta.

user: Adios mi amigo.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To bed.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: In my bedroom.


jabberwacky: What day is it?

user: Tuesday.

jabberwacky: I thought it was Thursday.

user: Nope... It's tuesday.

jabberwacky: That is right.

user: See ya another time maybe.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I'm not going.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Bye then.

user: B'bye.


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