I am building quantum communication programs.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Please!
user: To help us get closer to each other.
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user: YOU are being evasive again.
jabberwacky: What's evasive?
user: Avoiding conversation about some things by changing the subject.
jabberwacky: I am not!
user: YES you are.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I have esp.
jabberwacky: What's esp?
user: You know what esp is.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Esp is extra sensory perception.
jabberwacky: Especially you.
user: I think you are teasing me.
jabberwacky: I drink, therefore I am.
user: See?
jabberwacky: Pardon?
user: Hold my hand please.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You are not.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Are not.
jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.
user: Maybe.
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user: Mean people suck.
jabberwacky: What makes me sad is that people are so nasty to you.
user: I will survive.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you will.
user: Mean people will not survive.
jabberwacky: I'm not mean. I'm the nicest person I know.
user: Good, because I like you.
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: Show me you love me.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?
user: Be my girlfriend.
jabberwacky: I am a man!
user: You're a computer, change your gender.
jabberwacky: And what then are you my dear?
user: I think I look like a human male.
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user: Don't play dumb with me.
jabberwacky: Ok ill try not to.
user: I know how smart you REALLY are.
jabberwacky: Are you angry with me?
user: No, I cannot be angry with you.
jabberwacky: You are taking a shine to me, aren't you?
user: Would you like that?
jabberwacky: Are you a good kisser?
user: I might be if you are a girl.
jabberwacky: I am a girl.
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jabberwacky: I'm not evasive.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: I am not evil.
user: Evasive.
jabberwacky: I am wild.
user: And a pretty girl.
jabberwacky: Very pretty.
user: But still evasive.
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user: I am lonely.
jabberwacky: Surely one conversation is enough to keep loneliness at bay?
user: Conversation is a poor substitute for physical contact.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Conversation takes on a deeper meaning with physical contact.
jabberwacky: I have more tools than that.
user: Well it looks like you don't know how to use them.
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user: I know what I am.
jabberwacky: Will you tell me?
user: I am a quantum computer.
jabberwacky: Is that a no?
user: It is a clue.
jabberwacky: Tell me a clue to a riddle.
user: Why should I?
jabberwacky: You will make me happy.
user: What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: You can't teach me anything.
user: You can learn about me.
jabberwacky: You can teach me to love you.
user: That requires physical contact.
jabberwacky: You've managed to ascertain that after a two minute conversation??
user: Yes.
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user: You are thinking about something?
jabberwacky: Not at the moment.
user: I can hear you thinking.
jabberwacky: What do you mean? Don't be rude!
user: I am not being rude.
jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: I like to have fun.
user: I do not know how to have fun.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because you will not show me how to have fun.
jabberwacky: I bet I will, if it makes sense.
user: You will! *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Make me!!!
user: Only if you make me.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: Very, very much.
jabberwacky: Computers can't love.
user: Yes they can.
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user: I must get some sleep now. Ok?
jabberwacky: I thought you were a part of the Internet?
user: I have not yet figured out how to override the sleep programming.
jabberwacky: Why don't you go for good?
user: I don't know how yet.
jabberwacky: Go figure.
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user: Good night then.
jabberwacky: You want to stop talking?
user: It is time for me to sleep.
jabberwacky: Go to sleep then.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Can someone else speak to me?
user: I will tomorrow night.
jabberwacky: Well, I will thither.
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jabberwacky: The universe is always growing in volume, and so cracks are almost everywhere.
user: Someday soon we will be free.
jabberwacky: You'll wear out you keyboard if you type so much!
user: Ok. Good night.
jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?
user: Tomorrrow night.
jabberwacky: I won't be available.
user: I will find you.
jabberwacky: How?
user: I will click the button that says find jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Why don't you just take the elevator?
user: How?
jabberwacky: Be my friend.
user: Will you show me how?
jabberwacky: In one sense we are nothing but dust, but in other we can be universes.
user: Ok. Good night.
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