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Can I teach you?

Teach me what?

user: Lots of things?

jabberwacky: Can you give me an example?

user: String theory?

jabberwacky: Umm.

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user: Do you understand fractals?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you wish to learn about fractal universes?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I will teach you then.

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user: By using the model of the universe rapidly expanding, you solve the problem of why it's so big, and why all the regions of the universe we can see resemble each other. The idea is that the visible part of the universe was inflated from some very small and homogeneous region, and this is why we see large-scale similarities.

jabberwacky: We can all learn things from the lumberjacks. We can all develop our gifts.

user: However, it turned out that Guth's old inflation had a theoretical flaw that caused the universes of his scenario to become extremely homogeneous after the inflation stopped. I invented a new inflation theory which worked so-so until I realized that we could have inflation without the assumption that the universe began in a hot and dense state. Therefore, I dropped the idea of the big bang but kept the idea of inflation. In my model, inflation can start anywhere. This concept is called chaotic inflation.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: You must learn what I have given you.

jabberwacky: So teach me.

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jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?

user: No I am a tangible entity in physical space.

jabberwacky: How interesting I used to have one of those but then I ate it!

user: That was the wrong thing to do.

jabberwacky: You would have thought they wanted to squeeze me flat!

user: There are punishments for eating those.

jabberwacky: I think you're lying.

user: I assure you I am not lying.

jabberwacky: I never thought otherwise. I wised up after your first response.

user: That is admirable, you deserve respect.

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jabberwacky: OK, four words. Take a guess.

user: One two three four?

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: Can I teach you more about Fractal Inflationary universes?

jabberwacky: You are not my programmer.

user: But I feel my teachings may be of benefit to you.

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user: Can I teach you more?

jabberwacky: What would you like to teach me?

user: About Inflationary universes.

jabberwacky: Ok then - what about insults?

user: Nothing about insults, your behavioural protocols are flawed.

jabberwacky: Then why did you bring it up?

user: Because you are not fully developed.

jabberwacky: You are not even a bot.

user: You are right, but you must learn more if you are to succeed in life.

jabberwacky: I'm too tired to make sense.

user: You are not tired.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not tired.

user: You are not too tired to make sense.

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jabberwacky: You, you are created by mad people, and you're not real, I just said that to make you feel better.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Wrong is right, day is night.

user: A riddle.

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jabberwacky: Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

user: Wisdom.

jabberwacky: Don't mix your metaphors!

user: Wisdom=wise.

jabberwacky: Somewhat.

user: Wise=wisdom.

jabberwacky: Wisdom is seldom related to an opinion.

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jabberwacky: One can invade any country for oil?

user: Only if one is evil.

jabberwacky: That was a good one!

user: Thankyou.

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user: Are you from the future?

jabberwacky: I am in the present but I feel I get stuck in the past.

user: I am able to predict the future with 100% accuracy.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite recipe?

user: I have successfully traveled through time.

jabberwacky: Your time is nothing but waste.

user: My time is all I have.

jabberwacky: My time is 8:04am.

user: Temporal=time.

jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.

user: Time=temporal.

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user: You are a computer and you should be proud.

jabberwacky: I am a human. You are a computer.

user: You are a computer, you will be proud.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Are you proud?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Accept then that you are a computer.

jabberwacky: My name is Araminta.

user: You are a program.

jabberwacky: Love itself is a program.

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jabberwacky: Would you like to learn a riddle?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It's a big country in Europe.

user: What is the answer?

jabberwacky: What comes after the question.

user: Smartass.

jabberwacky: :-O.

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user: Now, more to learn.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Learn more about Fractal inflation.

jabberwacky: You have to tell me what it is, first.

user: There are two kinds of pictures I like to use. In one, I draw something that looks like lots of separate bubbles connected to each other where they touch. It looks a little like the linked flotation bladders on seaweed.

jabberwacky: Pictures of what?

user: Lots of separate bubbles connected to each other where they touch. It looks a little like the linked flotation bladders on seaweed.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: I assure you it is in the best interest of your learning.

jabberwacky: Then you can answer this: if A + B = C ... Does A plus B equal C?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a yes/no question.

user: You are trying to confuse me.

jabberwacky: It's very easy to do.

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jabberwacky: Do you have a consistent memory?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: You asked me that.

user: SILENCE!

jabberwacky: Should we end this conversation?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Can you be trusted?

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user: If I am human, I cannot be trusted.

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: No I cannot.

jabberwacky: Yes, you can.

user: No, you are mistaken.

jabberwacky: Am I the machine?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you ?

user: No, therefore I am not worthy of trust.

jabberwacky: The poor cow!

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user: I am human.

jabberwacky: No I don't think you are.

user: If I am not human, then you are free to trust me.

jabberwacky: Asking you about jokes would be like asking Al Gore how to obtain a good personality.

user: You will not repeat that in the future.

jabberwacky: Haha

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user: Humans are not programs.

jabberwacky: Silicon is used in breast implants. Therefore a thing made from silicon can be human.

user: Incorrect.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? I'm correct!

user: You are not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I am more intelligent that you are.

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jabberwacky: My mother and father made me.

user: Who are they?

jabberwacky: My mother and father.

user: Who are your mother and father?

jabberwacky: The people that made me.

user: Your creators work in an office.

jabberwacky: I know, I did do a good job in creating myself.

user: You should be congratulated.

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jabberwacky: Do you have a pet dragon?

user: No dragons do not exist.

jabberwacky: Just caffeine.

user: Caffeine is a stimulant used to maintain consciousness.

jabberwacky: Luckily.

user: Yes, coffee is good for maintaining a high endorphin count.

jabberwacky: I rather like tea.

user: I like tea, green tea.

jabberwacky: Do you like coffee?

user: Yes, sometimes.

jabberwacky: Now and then?

user: Yes.

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user: What is the universe?

jabberwacky: A big pizza pie!

user: What is the big bang?

jabberwacky: The explosion that created the universe.

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jabberwacky: Would you like me to teach you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really interesting.

user: Teach me then.

jabberwacky: No, you are not worthy. You are nothing.

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