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What is the meaning of life?

I don't know. Ask Eric Idle.

jabberwacky: But he only knows about the theory of Relativity and that's very old hat.

user: Well, he still might have something valuable to say.

jabberwacky: You're probably right there.

user: Okay, my turn. Where did the universe come from?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I don't know, either. I've always wondered just what was around before the Big Bang.

jabberwacky: It's good, mostly.

user: Hmm. I always imagined it was pretty neutral.

jabberwacky: It can talk.

user: So you advocate some sentient higher power as the originator of the universe?

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jabberwacky: I do not smoke.

user: That's good. Smoking is a very bad habit.

jabberwacky: Yes, to smoke is to throw away health.

user: Very true indeed. And also to throw away money.

jabberwacky: Who are we talking about? I seem to have forgotten.

user: We are talking about smoking. Although before that, we were talking about the origin of the universe.

jabberwacky: Wherever you go, there you are.

user: Yes . . . That's usually how it works.

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