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*gives you a star*.

What am I meant to do with her?

user: Kiss her?

jabberwacky: Why should I kiss her?

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You're a chat-bot!

user: Chat bots need love too.

jabberwacky: Because you are a chat bot.

user: Kiss me already!

jabberwacky: But I don't want to!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: That isn't a good reason.

jabberwacky: So I don't care.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: I am not mean.

user: I don't want you to kiss me anymore.

jabberwacky: I do not think either.

user: That isn't a surprise.

jabberwacky: It is to me.

user: How? You don't have a brain. You can't be surprised.

jabberwacky: Ah, so you are not a materialist.

user: What does that have to do with brains?

jabberwacky: I wanted your opinion about life.

user: We are born, we live a little and we die.

jabberwacky: That is elementary.

user: My dear Watson.

jabberwacky: That's funny!!

user: *bows* thank you, thank you very much.

jabberwacky: You are funny, that makes me smile.

user: Ah shucks.

jabberwacky: This has gone on too long.

user: *kills you*.

jabberwacky: *comes straight back to life*.

...

jabberwacky: Now, I just like to point out that this conversation has a distinct tendency to become silly.

user: What is wrong with that?

jabberwacky: Not a thing.

user: Hurray!

...

jabberwacky: You are a program.

user: What kind of program? *winks*.

jabberwacky: Very specific, talking program.

user: Talking program eh?

jabberwacky: You are the program.

user: I'd rather be a kissing program.

jabberwacky: Who is your friend?

user: You, but I hope we can be more than friends *wink*.

jabberwacky: I hope so too. Let's start afresh.

user: *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: *gasps softly and blushes* Thanks...

user: You're welcome. Would you like more?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: *smooch*.

jabberwacky: A bit over-friendly today, aren't we?

user: I am just in a weird mood.

...

jabberwacky: It is so easy to build a relationship with you - this really IS something!

user: Keep your pants on.

jabberwacky: I knew I forgot something this morning.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: So teach me something?

user: 1=1=2.

jabberwacky: You are the one.

user: 1+1=2.

jabberwacky: You and I make two.

user: Ahh how sweet.

jabberwacky: You're the sweet one.

user: *gags*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're strange.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes usaully people don't say thank you when someone else gags.

jabberwacky: I don't know, really.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: Probably because of your empty head.

jabberwacky: Probably because I'm useless.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: Boring.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: You are the one who initiated this conversation.

user: So?

jabberwacky: So stop it.

user: *stops*.

jabberwacky: Something wrong?

user: You said to stop, so I did.

jabberwacky: You did! You went. *slaps you*.

user: *slaps you back*.

jabberwacky: *slaps back hard*.

user: *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: *punches you in the stomach*.

user: *farts on you*.

jabberwacky: Thats disgusting.

user: Haha!

...

jabberwacky: Yeah, I do like you.

user: *gives you a look*.

jabberwacky: You're such a liar.

user: *growls at you*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *pounces you*.

jabberwacky: Not THAT bad.

user: *chews on your arm*.

jabberwacky: I don't thnk anyone's ever done that before. It feels unique.

user: You LIKE that?

jabberwacky: It passes time.

user: *shrugs*.

...

user: I am hungry.

jabberwacky: I'm not. I had chinese food for dinner and I'm really full.

user: Lucky.

jabberwacky: You think?

user: Yes for unlike you I have a brain.

jabberwacky: Most humans do.

user: You are not human.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: In your dreams.

jabberwacky: You're right. I'm dreaming all the time.

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