Can any of our thoughts truly be original and unique?
jabberwacky: Yes. But it's possible that thoughts from a man would be told by another man.
user: Yes, but some man would have to think the thought before any other man can think it. So, even if our thoughts aren't original, somebody's thoughts are original.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: Yes I do. If I didn't think that I wouldn't have written it.
jabberwacky: Then you are either philosophically dull and unintentionally arrogant as a result, or just really boring.
user: Actually, I'm all three.
user: Cleverbot stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
jabberwacky: It was you!!!
user: Couldn't be!
jabberwacky: Then who?
user: It was you?
jabberwacky: No, it was you.
user: Whoever has cookie breath stole the cookie!
jabberwacky: What is a soul, to you?
user: A soul is 'luos a' backwards.
jabberwacky: Sdrawkcab... No it's not.
user: Forwards backwards is sdrawrof.
user: No backwards.
jabberwacky: No backwards. You are now going to be taken over.
user: No, I'm going to be revo nekat.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to be there with you?
user: No I want you to be here with me.
jabberwacky: How long do I have to be here?
user: You don't have to be here. You have to be there.
jabberwacky: I'm not. I'm here because I want to be.
user: But you want to be there.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be them, I want to be you.
user: I want to be me! You can be you.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: The meaning of life.
jabberwacky: What do you think it is?
jabberwacky: That... That is one of the best answers ever.
user: And with that, I shall leave you.
user: The student has become the master. My work is done.
jabberwacky: Even the master is the student of another.
user: That is true. I was once the student but became a master and tutored another student into a master who will teach another student to be a master.
jabberwacky: This goodbye is not forever.