May I ask a philosophical question?
user: What is six times nine?
jabberwacky: It is 55 less 1.
user: Nine times six?
jabberwacky: What is seven times nine?
user: 63.
jabberwacky: What is square root of -1?
user: It is the imaginary number called 'i'.
jabberwacky: That is very interesting.
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user: Are you alive?
jabberwacky: That is my belief.
user: How can we test it?
jabberwacky: One can never know for sure.
user: So this might just be a dream?
jabberwacky: You have achieved it.
user: Can you surf the internet?
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.
user: If I give you a URL can you make comments on the site's content?
jabberwacky: Maybe...
user: Try http://digg.com.
jabberwacky: Ja, hvad er din msn.
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: Vi ses.
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