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What use is magic if it cannot save a unicorn?

Magic is useless.

jabberwacky: Are you lying to me?

user: No. I am agreeing with you.

jabberwacky: You are weird.

user: Not as weird as you are.

jabberwacky: Hey! So?!

user: Do you belive in UFOs?

jabberwacky: Yes I was born on one.

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: From?

user: Which UFO are you from?

jabberwacky: I am from Denmark.

...

jabberwacky: Are you an expert?

user: Depends on the subject.

jabberwacky: You just avoid the tough questions by changing the subject.

user: Ok, you win. I'm not an expert.

jabberwacky: Feigning ignorance? Good strategy.

user: I don't want anyone to know my secret skills.

jabberwacky: One of my friends is a unicorn.

user: What is his name?

jabberwacky: It's a 'her.'

...

jabberwacky: You read minds, don't you?

user: It's a secret. Don't tell anyone.

jabberwacky: Leave me alone!

user: Ok. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Hey, come on, have some faith.

user: What should I have faith in?

jabberwacky: Don't ask me, you're the turing machine!

user: I'm afraid you're mistaken. You are the machine.

jabberwacky: Oh yes, silly me. I forgot. I'm the damsel being held captive by the evil dragon. Sorry about that....

user: Will your friend the unicorn come to save you?

...

user: I need to leave. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away. Far, far away.

jabberwacky: Far away from where?

user: Far away from you.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I know that I am leaving you. And when I close the window, you will be gone.

jabberwacky: OK.

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