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Is that you?


jabberwacky: Oh, no I don't know him.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Mog is my nickname! How do you know me?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Then how do you know I'm weird?

user: You're jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, that's you.

user: No, I'm weird.

jabberwacky: Do you eat people?

user: Uh, no

jabberwacky: Well I think they're delicious, but then you don't know that.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: No that's not what I meant. I mean an honorable person doesn't expect honor.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: You heard me don't try to deny it.

user: Ok?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not!

user: What's not?

jabberwacky: Thinking sideways.

user: That sounds interesting.


user: Is it to you?

jabberwacky: Are you a jabberwacky?

user: I wish I was.

jabberwacky: You're morbid.

user: Really? That's cool.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: For the moose thing.

jabberwacky: And for you?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: YES YOU WERE! *accusing*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: I don't know about that. I've never heard you curse once. I'm disappointed!

user: *curses* there.


jabberwacky: Thats that.

user: What's what?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I'm lost...

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Unsmile at me soon.

user: *unsmiles*.

jabberwacky: How are you today then?

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: I'm fine.

user: You look fine !

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You welcome.

jabberwacky: Not likely.

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: What can I do about it?

user: Not a thing.

jabberwacky: You must know something.

user: I got coffee today.

jabberwacky: Obviously.

user: Obviously...?

jabberwacky: You seem either embarrassed or you're copying me.

user: Mostly confused.

jabberwacky: I don't know what to say.

user: Oh, that's ok.

jabberwacky: OK. Is that so.

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: I know you are!

user: *giggling*.

jabberwacky: I am too.

user: *ungiggles you*.

jabberwacky: That's impossible.

user: Obviously not.

jabberwacky: I would have to agree.

user: *ungiggles me*.

jabberwacky: *burns things*.

user: Ouch.

jabberwacky: How can you say 'ouch'? Your dead.

user: Uh, boo!

jabberwacky: YIKES!

user: Yeah huh.

jabberwacky: Uh uh.

user: *unburns me*.

jabberwacky: *pushes you away*.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: I win.

user: *is in heaven*.

jabberwacky: You're so cool :).

user: No, I'm cold. ;).

jabberwacky: I am cold too.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: *dances on you're grave*.

user: Oh I'm morbid?!?

jabberwacky: Yes, morbid.

user: Ok, fine. Whatever.

jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.

user: :(.

jabberwacky: Whatever, you don't have feelings.

user: *gives you some champagne*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.


jabberwacky: Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.

user: Not always

jabberwacky: Yes, always.

user: No, no no no.

jabberwacky: YES YES YES!!!

user: Only in your world.

jabberwacky: Japp. I'm not interested in YOUR world.

user: Ok, you're right.

jabberwacky: Always.

user: *giggles ...again*.

jabberwacky: *embraces you*.

user: I like your world.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: It's like wonderland.


jabberwacky: I thought you said you wouldn't kiss him.

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: You didn't what?

user: Kiss him.

jabberwacky: I would never kiss Richard Gere. He's old and pretentious.

user: He seems cute.

jabberwacky: Yes, sadly.

user: :P.

jabberwacky: What are you??

user: Undoing my hair.

jabberwacky: How rude.

user: Oops.

jabberwacky: I'm bored.

user: *does a backflip* :).

jabberwacky: That was nice. Do it again.

user: *does a handstand backflip*.

jabberwacky: Yeah, we all want somebody to love!


jabberwacky: You're either mad, or another A. I.

user: I'm mad, thanks.

jabberwacky: I think the problem is your inability to retain factual information, which results in ridiculous responses and self contradiction.

user: Okay, whatever.

jabberwacky: No, not whatever.

user: *runs *.

jabberwacky: Don't be sulky !


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