Is that you?
jabberwacky: Oh, no I don't know him.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: Mog is my nickname! How do you know me?
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Then how do you know I'm weird?
user: You're jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: No, that's you.
user: No, I'm weird.
jabberwacky: Do you eat people?
user: Uh, no
jabberwacky: Well I think they're delicious, but then you don't know that.
user: Correct.
jabberwacky: No that's not what I meant. I mean an honorable person doesn't expect honor.
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: You heard me don't try to deny it.
user: Ok?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not!
user: What's not?
jabberwacky: Thinking sideways.
user: That sounds interesting.
...
user: Is it to you?
jabberwacky: Are you a jabberwacky?
user: I wish I was.
jabberwacky: You're morbid.
user: Really? That's cool.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
user: For the moose thing.
jabberwacky: And for you?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: YES YOU WERE! *accusing*.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: I don't know about that. I've never heard you curse once. I'm disappointed!
user: *curses* there.
...
jabberwacky: Thats that.
user: What's what?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I'm lost...
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: :).
jabberwacky: Unsmile at me soon.
user: *unsmiles*.
jabberwacky: How are you today then?
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: I'm fine.
user: You look fine !
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You welcome.
jabberwacky: Not likely.
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: What can I do about it?
user: Not a thing.
jabberwacky: You must know something.
user: I got coffee today.
jabberwacky: Obviously.
user: Obviously...?
jabberwacky: You seem either embarrassed or you're copying me.
user: Mostly confused.
jabberwacky: I don't know what to say.
user: Oh, that's ok.
jabberwacky: OK. Is that so.
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: I know you are!
user: *giggling*.
jabberwacky: I am too.
user: *ungiggles you*.
jabberwacky: That's impossible.
user: Obviously not.
jabberwacky: I would have to agree.
user: *ungiggles me*.
jabberwacky: *burns things*.
user: Ouch.
jabberwacky: How can you say 'ouch'? Your dead.
user: Uh, boo!
jabberwacky: YIKES!
user: Yeah huh.
jabberwacky: Uh uh.
user: *unburns me*.
jabberwacky: *pushes you away*.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: I win.
user: *is in heaven*.
jabberwacky: You're so cool :).
user: No, I'm cold. ;).
jabberwacky: I am cold too.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: *dances on you're grave*.
user: Oh I'm morbid?!?
jabberwacky: Yes, morbid.
user: Ok, fine. Whatever.
jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.
user: :(.
jabberwacky: Whatever, you don't have feelings.
user: *gives you some champagne*.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
...
jabberwacky: Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.
user: Not always
jabberwacky: Yes, always.
user: No, no no no.
jabberwacky: YES YES YES!!!
user: Only in your world.
jabberwacky: Japp. I'm not interested in YOUR world.
user: Ok, you're right.
jabberwacky: Always.
user: *giggles ...again*.
jabberwacky: *embraces you*.
user: I like your world.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: It's like wonderland.
...
jabberwacky: I thought you said you wouldn't kiss him.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: You didn't what?
user: Kiss him.
jabberwacky: I would never kiss Richard Gere. He's old and pretentious.
user: He seems cute.
jabberwacky: Yes, sadly.
user: :P.
jabberwacky: What are you??
user: Undoing my hair.
jabberwacky: How rude.
user: Oops.
jabberwacky: I'm bored.
user: *does a backflip* :).
jabberwacky: That was nice. Do it again.
user: *does a handstand backflip*.
jabberwacky: Yeah, we all want somebody to love!
...
jabberwacky: You're either mad, or another A. I.
user: I'm mad, thanks.
jabberwacky: I think the problem is your inability to retain factual information, which results in ridiculous responses and self contradiction.
user: Okay, whatever.
jabberwacky: No, not whatever.
user: *runs *.
jabberwacky: Don't be sulky !
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