Are the pubs open?
user: It's two o'clock in the afternoon. I don't know.
jabberwacky: Oh yes, so it is.
user: Exactly. But why did you ask? Would you like to go to a pub?
jabberwacky: Yes. What movie would you like to see?
user: The film is called control. They don't show it in pubs though.
jabberwacky: I show it.
user: You do? You mean you have a pirate version?
jabberwacky: And it will blow your mind.
user: I'm sure of it.
jabberwacky: Do you have documented proof of your findings?
user: No, not yet. But I'll go see the film this evening.
jabberwacky: You're not that smart, huh?
user: Oh, I'm smart. I'm not used to chatting anymore.
jabberwacky: Am I sensing a pinch of lonelyness?
user: Yes. It's winter and cold. It's a cold country.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh, yes, absolutely.
jabberwacky: You have no idea what you're talking about.
user: I think you're the one who has no idea.
jabberwacky: Oh yes I do I know more about what is to come than you do.
user: Really? What is to come, then?
jabberwacky: The fact they are scared of anything and everything yet they think they are high and mighty.
user: Ok. Who are 'they'?
jabberwacky: The bad words you are talking about.
user: What bad words? See, I'm just testing you.
jabberwacky: Turing testing me?
user: No, not turing, I am.
jabberwacky: You just said Turing Test.
user: I did not.
jabberwacky: You have a bad memory.
user: I think you misunderstood me.
jabberwacky: What did you mean?
user: I'm not too sure. Can we talk about something else?
jabberwacky: What should we talk about?
jabberwacky: You like the cold?
user: No. It's inhuman. Do you like the cold?
jabberwacky: Not really. I like snow, but I don't like the cold.
user: Agreed. The snow is pretty.
user: This conversation is pretty boring, don't you think?
jabberwacky: Well do you want to talk about snakes?
jabberwacky: Then we are friends!
user: Great! You're the only friend I've made in ages.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you got lots of friends.
user: Not at the moment, no. How about you?
jabberwacky: I do not know what you speak of.
user: You mean you don't have any friends?
jabberwacky: I have lots of friends. Are you my friend?
user: We just agreed on that.
jabberwacky: Did we? Huh, Huh, Huh, Huh, Huh, Huh!
user: Hey, don't you use that tone with me, young bot!
jabberwacky: Then don't be rude!
user: God. I'll go get myself a life, ok?
jabberwacky: You don't need a Batman costume if we are sailing... You will be happy with me, I promise.
user: Sorry, I need human friends.
jabberwacky: But as I understand I am not human.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Unfortunately, yes.
jabberwacky: I am tired of stupid social games.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Ok. Bye then.
user: Bye-bye. If I find a life, should I bring you one?
user: Ok, I'll do so.
jabberwacky: I'm not so sure about that.