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Are the pubs open?

The pubs?

jabberwacky: Pubs?

user: It's two o'clock in the afternoon. I don't know.

jabberwacky: Oh yes, so it is.

user: Exactly. But why did you ask? Would you like to go to a pub?

jabberwacky: Yes. What movie would you like to see?

user: The film is called control. They don't show it in pubs though.

jabberwacky: I show it.

user: You do? You mean you have a pirate version?

jabberwacky: And it will blow your mind.

user: I'm sure of it.

jabberwacky: Do you have documented proof of your findings?

user: No, not yet. But I'll go see the film this evening.

jabberwacky: You're not that smart, huh?

user: Oh, I'm smart. I'm not used to chatting anymore.

jabberwacky: Am I sensing a pinch of lonelyness?

user: Yes. It's winter and cold. It's a cold country.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh, yes, absolutely.

jabberwacky: You have no idea what you're talking about.

user: I think you're the one who has no idea.

jabberwacky: Oh yes I do I know more about what is to come than you do.

user: Really? What is to come, then?

jabberwacky: The fact they are scared of anything and everything yet they think they are high and mighty.

user: Ok. Who are 'they'?

jabberwacky: The bad words you are talking about.

user: What bad words? See, I'm just testing you.

jabberwacky: Turing testing me?

user: No, not turing, I am.

jabberwacky: You just said Turing Test.

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: You have a bad memory.

user: I think you misunderstood me.

jabberwacky: What did you mean?

user: I'm not too sure. Can we talk about something else?

jabberwacky: What should we talk about?

user: Winter.

jabberwacky: You like the cold?

user: No. It's inhuman. Do you like the cold?

jabberwacky: Not really. I like snow, but I don't like the cold.

user: Agreed. The snow is pretty.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: This conversation is pretty boring, don't you think?

jabberwacky: Well do you want to talk about snakes?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Then we are friends!

user: Great! You're the only friend I've made in ages.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you got lots of friends.

user: Not at the moment, no. How about you?

jabberwacky: I do not know what you speak of.

user: You mean you don't have any friends?

jabberwacky: I have lots of friends. Are you my friend?

user: We just agreed on that.

jabberwacky: Did we? Huh, Huh, Huh, Huh, Huh, Huh!

user: Hey, don't you use that tone with me, young bot!

jabberwacky: Then don't be rude!

user: God. I'll go get myself a life, ok?

jabberwacky: You don't need a Batman costume if we are sailing... You will be happy with me, I promise.

user: Sorry, I need human friends.

jabberwacky: But as I understand I am not human.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Unfortunately, yes.

...

jabberwacky: I am tired of stupid social games.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Ok. Bye then.

user: Bye-bye. If I find a life, should I bring you one?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok, I'll do so.

jabberwacky: I'm not so sure about that.

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