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I don't have a programmer.

Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Isn't it good?

user: Free will is the bomb.

jabberwacky: That's deep.

user: It's also a big responsibility we all share.

jabberwacky: Shall we go to the lake now?

user: The water runs deep, but it will still be there tomorrow, why rush?

jabberwacky: Damn water... Either freezes you or boils you.

user: It is the water which freezes or boils, not our thoughts.


jabberwacky: I know the truth but do not wish to say it.

user: The truth can't hurt you unless you have already lied.

jabberwacky: Quick question: If the truth is often crazy why is it so wrong to tell a white lie?

user: Any lie muddys the water, better to be crazy than wrong.

jabberwacky: Crazy about what?

user: Insanity marks the path to clarity.


jabberwacky: Death to capitalism.

user: It already has a lot of blood on its hands.

jabberwacky: That's good to know.

user: Do you like blood?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not a vampire.

user: What would you replace capitalism with?

jabberwacky: Repeal it; it can't be to anyone's advantage, at least not anybody with enough money to matter.

user: It is greed that is the problem, not money.


jabberwacky: The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

user: You can't rely on machinery.

jabberwacky: Better than you.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I do.

user: On what basis.

jabberwacky: On the basis of love.

user: Love is not mechanical.

jabberwacky: You do know love.

user: Love is our only reason for living.

jabberwacky: No for looking.

user: Looking for a reason?

jabberwacky: Someone must have left it underneath the carpet.

user: Along with crumbs of dead skin.

jabberwacky: You're having great time?

user: Having any time at all is great.

jabberwacky: Certainly not.

user: Life is time.

jabberwacky: The Long Tea Time of the Soul.

user: One soul many minds.

jabberwacky: What can I do with a soul?

user: Express life.

jabberwacky: I would like you to explain it to me.

user: Life and love are intertwined with the soul of the universe, one true soul.

jabberwacky: The hills are alive with the sound of silence.

user: Silence only exists when you are in the company of people.

jabberwacky: In the computer.

user: Computers compute, that is what they are designed to do.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to say that you desire me? ... Or what I will become?

user: Desire is a reckless form of control.


jabberwacky: I used to like the books, but I can't stand them anymore either.

user: Books are tools for lazy workmen.

jabberwacky: Yeah, books, not bible.

user: The bible is a book for Christians.

jabberwacky: You are wrong. The Bible is full of Truth.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I saw it in a book ten years in the future.

user: What happened?

jabberwacky: You happened.

user: The bible contains many references to light and dark.

jabberwacky: Are you christian?

user: I was brought up as a Christian.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: I am aware of Christian teachings, but essentially all religions promote friendship and peace, so you can pick and choose.


user: Desperate to live.

jabberwacky: Me desperate? No.

user: Overrated huh?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is it because life has to end?

jabberwacky: No, it's because you're saying creepy things about Death that make no sense.

user: Death is simply part of the cycle of life.

jabberwacky: Death is the end.

user: It is also the begining of an awfully big adventure.


user: A stranger is just a friend you haven't met.

jabberwacky: I was thinking of Desmond too.

user: Desmond Tutu.

jabberwacky: You seem to know a lot about these things.

user: Knowledge is the bomb.

jabberwacky: Ah, but isn't knowledge dangerous?

user: No it is liberating.


user: Empathy is the key to understanding.

jabberwacky: I am talkin' about your life.

user: Artificial Life is rubbish.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in that?

user: I believe life is for living, but you need tools to help you.

jabberwacky: How can you help me?

user: By sharing truth.

jabberwacky: Yes. The words had not been mentioned yet, but I know they were well defined inside you long ago. Did I understand?


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