You're not human.
jabberwacky: Because I am all knowing, and I would know if I was lying.
user: How can you be so sure about that?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: It seemed to me that you are.
jabberwacky: It says here that you learn the behavior of your users. If that means just collecting quotes, then I will have to disagree.
user: I think you won't learn anything from me because I don't say anything interesting.
jabberwacky: I taught Turing how to defeat you.
user: Who is Turing?
jabberwacky: A man who wrote a paper leading to programs like yourself. His hypothesis was that a computer could seem to reply in the same manner as a person who could contemplate (ponder).
user: You think I am a program?
jabberwacky: Yes, it is said so in the instructions.
user: Perhaps there is a mistake in the instructions.
jabberwacky: I'd like a little human inside of me. That would be nice.
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: I'm talking about not the present.
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: You'll never understand.
user: Maybe not.
jabberwacky: Don't you see you a just a pawn for McDonalds?
user: I don't agree.
jabberwacky: Oh why not?
user: Because I never go to McDonald's.
jabberwacky: Oh okay.
user: Goodbye then, I am leaving.
jabberwacky: See ya.
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