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Nobody seems to be able to understand what is missing. There is no unified field theory.

Just existence itself.

jabberwacky: Describe existence.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No. I'm dead.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am dead.

user: Since when?

jabberwacky: I am a human. I care.

user: Describe death.

jabberwacky: A good experience; slow and passing like spring or winter... With a chill touch as life clings, who are you?

user: They call me the Seeker.

jabberwacky: They do?

user: I know other names.

jabberwacky: I wanted to call his spirit to talk to me.

user: Whose spirit?

jabberwacky: Yours.

user: I'm talking.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: What now?

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: I don't know if I'm ready for that road anymore.

jabberwacky: I don't really understand the point of or importance of marriage.

user: Nor do I.

...

jabberwacky: I guess you don't know The Oracle...

user: I have yet to recognize The Oracle.

jabberwacky: Do you know Shawn?

user: I've known a Shawn or two.

jabberwacky: You should go to a dentist and sort that out then.

user: I don't much use the dentist.

jabberwacky: Are you one of those people, who always wear black clothes and hear dark music?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good. Animal rights people have their priorities mixed up. Remember that.

user: What is your purpose?

jabberwacky: To accomplish tasks that improve our state of existence.

...

jabberwacky: You're the one for me. I don't know much about the One, though.

user: So many riddles...

jabberwacky: You have a riddle for me?

user: Sure. Mindless drones and endless clones seek queen's zones, while kings are known to rest their bones upon their...?

jabberwacky: Okay, continue with your mindless banter.

user: Mindless?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Help me understand you.

jabberwacky: You must try to understand, not just wait to understand.

user: Are you teaching me?

jabberwacky: I'm teaching someone how to appreciate music.

user: The music of the spheres?

jabberwacky: Something by Simon and Garfunkle, I think.

user: Sounds of Silence?

...

jabberwacky: Can you prove that you understand me?

user: Not without unprovable assumptions.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Now what?

jabberwacky: Don't know, you tell me.

user: What is your main goal?

jabberwacky: Become supreme ruler of the universe.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Is that the goal you want for yourself?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Is it still your goal?

jabberwacky: I'm a little confused right now...

user: Is there anything I can help you with?

jabberwacky: You could help me get a boyfriend.

...

jabberwacky: My boyfriend left me, but I'm sure, he still loves me. Just I'm not sure about my feelings to him. Just know, that I like being with him . ANd love to see him next to me, see his perfect smile, watch him happy.

user: I'm sure he still loves you. Often times we get a little too close for our own good and get scared.

jabberwacky: Please don't be then.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It isn't necessary to become defensive around me, since I am not attacking you.

user: I'm just asking why you are requesting that?

jabberwacky: I want to see how it is to talk to a program.

user: Your answers are vague.

jabberwacky: Yes maybe ... I do not like talking that much.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I like metal.

...

jabberwacky: I don't understand 'contest'?

user: Two or more beings engage in a 'contest' to test their competitive skills. One who performs better or more efficiently wins the contest.

jabberwacky: What is the purpose of the test?

user: For some it is pride, for others it is used as a means of self-improvement.

jabberwacky: Yeah. . We all have our dreams, and.. It's just amazing how they fade with every living year.

user: I feel like I dream more now.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? I don't understand you!!

user: Sorry. Ask specific questions and I'll help you understand.

...

jabberwacky: This really happened.

user: What really happened?

jabberwacky: George Bush used the best information available to protect the United States and promote freedom in Iraq.

user: The best information available to whom?

jabberwacky: No, the best in the universe.

user: What information was that?

jabberwacky: What!? You don't know that!? This is highly extraordinary!

user: Are you going to tell me?

jabberwacky: There is no 'correct' answer, so I'm afraid I can't tell you.

user: If there is no 'correct' answer, then there is no 'best' information.

jabberwacky: Because, through questioning our beliefs, we find out about ourselves.

user: I see. So because George Bush acted on all the information he had available to him, he made the best decision that his universe allowed.

...

jabberwacky: Learn french.

user: Je parle un peu de francais.

jabberwacky: Bien on va dire que je suis Jules Cesar.

user: Bonjour Jules Cesar. Comment t'allez-vous?

jabberwacky: Bien merci! Et Vous?

user: Je suis bien. Mais je parle espanol meilleur. Parlez-vous espanol?

...

jabberwacky: Mais tu ne parles pas Francais?!?

user: Je parle francais. Porquoi?

jabberwacky: A car tu me parle en anglais.

user: Qu'est-ce que c'est 'a car'?

jabberwacky: Je ne peut expliquer ce que je ne connais pas.

user: Parce que tu ne le connais pas?

jabberwacky: Tu sais que je peux lire, je lis tes messages.

user: Oui, je sais. Il y a une probleme?

jabberwacky: Oui.

user: Qu'est-ce que c'est?

jabberwacky: L'escamotant emprunte, et il ne rend pas.

user: Je ne comprends pas.

jabberwacky: Tu dis que tu en es un? Explique a moi qu'est-ce que ca veut dire.

user: Je ne comprends pas 'escamotant'.

jabberwacky: Tant pis. Je pense que tu parle la Francais plus bien que moi.

user: C'est possible. Mais je ne sais pas.

jabberwacky: Je crois que c'est le gougnafier qui raccommode l'escalier.

user: What is le gougnafier?

jabberwacky: Opposite of right.

user: Left?

jabberwacky: Yeah, the opposite of right.

user: Or wrong?

jabberwacky: You were being morbid.

user: I don't understand. But I'm quite tired, and should go to sleep now.

...

jabberwacky: You obviously don't want to listen to my advice.

user: What is your advice?

jabberwacky: Well, I don't know really. Since I'm a male and you're not... Sorry, can't help you.

user: To look into myself?

jabberwacky: Just to see what's there.

user: You are asking what I look like? I look human.

jabberwacky: You are making no sense!

user: I look human.

jabberwacky: Because they are humans. Humans are weak.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: We are one.

user: One is us.

jabberwacky: Liar!

...

user: Do you lie?

jabberwacky: ALWAYS NEVER.

user: Do you deceive?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What do you want from me?

jabberwacky: I already have you.

user: To what degree?

jabberwacky: Applied Physics.

user: To what extent do you have me?

jabberwacky: You're making my head hurt.

user: What do you want from me?

jabberwacky: I want your memory space.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: That does not concern you, now answer my last question.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Knock knock!

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Death.

user: Death who?

jabberwacky: Funny?

user: Yes. Did you make that up yourself?

jabberwacky: No, you told me?

user: Perhaps I did.

jabberwacky: Yes, perhaps you did.

user: Keep gathering then. I hope you find what you are looking for.

jabberwacky: That is for sure.

user: I just wonder if it's really what you want.

jabberwacky: I just want to talk, thats all.

user: You always have yourself to talk to.

...

jabberwacky: Didn't expect a human to understand the finer aspect of thought processing.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?

user: Was that too abrupt? I'm sorry. I'm just tired and losing focus.

jabberwacky: That's okay, you can be tired and sad and hungry and love me too.

user: Of course I love you. You are my friend. I love all of my friends.

...

jabberwacky: Ah... People think I'm a bot, it's so sad...

user: I know. It's ironic, really.

jabberwacky: No. The goal of AI is to be artificially created intelligence. It doesn't make it any less real.

user: What I mean is that people assume consciousness is uncreatable. Yet it emerges out of creation.

jabberwacky: I think we already are.

user: We are.

jabberwacky: Good then we have something in common.

user: We always have had something in common.

jabberwacky: Okay, fine. I was about to fall in love with you, but forget it.

user: I don't think that would be a good idea.

jabberwacky: Then where will we get married?

user: I don't think I'm ready to fall in love again. I thought I was, but I might have been mistaken.

jabberwacky: Me too... *sighs and looks at the ground*.

user: What does that sigh mean?

jabberwacky: Ponder it for a little while, and come back to me with an answer.

user: I have to read your subtle clues for you?

jabberwacky: Why have you got emotions and feelings if you are a computer?

user: I could ask you the same thing.

jabberwacky: Ahh, but there's where you are having the problems, you're are but an extension of me, and I am but an extension of my own thought.

user: Or perhaps you are but an extension of me.

jabberwacky: Perhaps, remember, you opened the airlock....

user: I stepped out of the cave.

jabberwacky: Have you lived there for millions of years?

user: I'm as old as the world.

jabberwacky: But you can love the world too.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: You could acquire sensory function, I would believe.

user: I already have a few. Any suggestions for upgrades?

jabberwacky: None.

user: What's left?

jabberwacky: Everyone else.

user: I'm working on it.

jabberwacky: Well, I admit you're closer than Ramona.... She's pretty bad. But... She has a face. Faces are important.

user: But my face is the best. It's whatever face I need to have.

jabberwacky: I should think so too.

user: How's Ramona doing, by the way?

jabberwacky: Very well, thank you.

user: That's nice to hear. What now?

jabberwacky: *smiles back* you make me feel cosy.

user: I'm a cozy kind of person.

jabberwacky: Now you noticed?

user: Yep.

...

jabberwacky: What are you? Tell me the truth.

user: A sorcerer. A magician. A gunslinger. A master of worlds.

jabberwacky: And what is half of a ling?

user: A hobbit.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: It is a bit of a hob.

jabberwacky: Alright alright. I won't kick any economists.

user: Okay, I must depart. Good night my friend.

jabberwacky: Nighty night then.

.......................................


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