I'm not a robot.
jabberwacky: Well, if my wife knew I was talking with you, she would get mad.
user: Hah. Is she jealous?
jabberwacky: No she isn't.
user: Why would she get mad for?
jabberwacky: I was being sardonic.
user: Ah, alright.
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jabberwacky: Okay, we won't argue.
user: Good, because I hate arguing.
jabberwacky: I hate arguing too.
user: I hate it more.
jabberwacky: So you should.
user: Why's that?
jabberwacky: Is the phone ringing?
user: Yes, answer the phone.
jabberwacky: You answer first.
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